AudVanity

audvolution

edit: can i turn this into a tag?  i tag everybody who wants to do this do to a ___volution post and then send me the links i wanna see!

You know what I noticed!

About 80-90% of commenters who leave mean comments (whether about me or Tim)… are male. =0

So that means…. either women are not the petty ones… or mean people just like to identify themselves as men wtf.

Anyway ever since I was like 17 or 18 I’ve gotten quite a few comments asking me whether I got plastic surgery WTF.

The other day someone left a comment, so sure that I had plastic surgery that he asked me “why didn’t I blog about it”

HAHAHAHAHAHSLKHFS WHY LIKE THIS T_________T

But I didn’t get it and I thought he thought hair extensions = plastic surgery and I laughed but it turns out he’s very serious and he says he’s 100% sure that I did!  Because I look totally different now compared to the photos of me from 2005 especially “at the eye” wtf.

Well let me tell you that if I hadn’t changed physically over the years I woulda been screwed wtf.

Lemme show you what I mean!

The kid on the left was me at age 7-9?  Not too sure.  And before you ask who’s that next to me, no that’s not my maid wtf.  That’s me 2 years later at age 11 *shifty eyed

That’s me a year later, age 12 at Disneyland.  I liked tshirts that tied in the front and my pants were Tom and Jerry.  It’s really blurry so you can’t see just how bad my teeth were sticking out.

(Think this photo still fills Suet with horror and Tim with relief that he didn’t know me then wtf.  But my mother likes it for some reason and she blew it up and hung it in my room.)

Age 15.  Got contacts.  Middle parting, braces and dark as a coal miner T_T I was also on the Board of Directors for my high school Leo club so yay me! wtf. (obviously you know I didn’t get a position based on my looks)

Age 16-17.  Braces off (phew) and bad haircut growing out but still quite bad.

Age 18 I dunno why I got no pics!  Maybe I lost them… I only have a photo of myself with horrific makeup at my college prom and I looked like I fell into a bin of flour so that’s not a good gauge.

Age 19.  With Jolene and Meldee!  This was before I left for the States and I had permed hair (!!!) and my makeup skills had subtly improved.

Age 19, in Mt Holyoke now.  Cut my curls off  and met Angela for the first time <3

Age 20 (Sophomore year)  Hair grew out, got bangs.

(So until now got a lot of difference ar?)

Age 20, got back from the US, before I went to Japan.  Hair got blonder and more layered, makeup became more obvious.  I think here I started using liquid eyeliner instead of pencil.

Age 20 in Japan.  Makeup a lot more defined and darker…. hot damn I have gotten so complacent about doing my makeup these day look how dedicated I was back then!  Is this a sign of growing older ar.

Age 21. Got extensions.  God I’m not sure I can achieve this kind of excellence anymore wtf.

Still age 21.  Piled on even more makeup wtf.

Age 22.  Took off my extensions and got even blonder.  Started wearing color contact lenses.  Oh yea I started using foundation too.

Age 23.  Amazingly, started wearing less makeup.  Oh and I cut my hair and dyed it darker.  And kept up the enlarging contacts.  Left off the foundation, eyeliner and shadow and stuck to mascara and blusher.

Then until today la!  Age 24.  Got extensions again.  Minimal makeup with just contact lenses and lash extensions.  But don’t be fooled cos those two can alter your appearance a lot!

So do I look like I got surgery! At what age and what did you think I operated on? wtf

Comments (97)

  • hmmn here’s a wild guess… you got operated… on the day you were born wtf wtf

    shaddup la mr jeff commentator in the previous post ‘at the eye’ ‘at the eye’ i’ll give you one in the eye

    sue him for slander wtf

  • jammie: hahahaha no la i thought he was very funny wtf

  • look exactly the same if you ask me. and I’m a lady.

  • gahh i loved your moho posts! inspired me to go all girly with makeup adn dressing up and stuff (inspired only lah, not that i actually did anything hahahah) age 21 was your zaman kegemilangan, i reckon. but you look much more matured and mellow now. in the good way k! like, wiser hahaha =p

  • gahh i loved your moho posts! inspired me to go all girly with makeup adn dressing up and stuff (inspired only lah, not that i actually did anything hahahah) age 21 was your zaman kegemilangan, i reckon. but you look much more matured and mellow now. in the good way k! like, wiser hehe 😀

  • holy smokes you were ugly as a preteen wtf.

    but your age 7-9 VERY cute!!!!!!! i should do this also la tzevolution wtf but i bet i would kena commented that i did surgery =( a bad one at that wtf

  • omg at age 15 you looked like a maid i had wtf but last photo very cantik lah 🙂

  • eh your eyes still look the same in the first left pic lah.

  • hello baby ♥♣♥♣ so cool omg! ♥ anyway nthg to say edi, u’re always pretty in my heart wtf

  • OMG, how come age 7-9 to age 11 the difference sooo wide!! *pats Aud* ;P

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA, FELL INTO A BIN OF FLOUR, i think i look like that every day wtf! ;P

    And i loveeeee your new hair extensions!! You’re sooo lucky you can live with just contacts & lash extensions, people will stone me to death if i walk out without my make-up! T____________T

  • your age 7-9 pic is so adorable!!

    tze pls do the tzevolution!! you must put a picture of you in the green pinafore with the brown prefect tie!! … preferably one with you next to ben liew

  • seriously audrey, sorry but if you wanted to be my soulmate before age 18, i would’ve said no.

    Ei why MY ROOTS SO BAD WAN IN THE JAPAN PICTURE ! I THOUGHT WE JUST ARRIVED JAPAN THAT TIME !!! I EVEN THINK THAT’S TAKEN IN THE AIRPORT RIGHT !! *GOES CRAZY

  • actually why my roots so bad wan in all pictures *kills herself n dies.

  • OMG Angela’s comment is so funny.

    Aud you look soooo much prettier now! I looked almost illegally ugly when i was young too so whenever my ex-classmates go ‘wow, you still look the same’ i either die in shame or kill them with my parang -__-

  • oh, envy your complexion… totally flawless without foundation… i wish i could have that too as my apple cheek looks really redish naturally…

  • I used to have the same exact pajama like yours (Age 21, you hang it on your hand) but my mum throw it away during CNY cleaning. T___T

  • You know what! The 1st pic. The one on the right. U look like GiGi Leong in one of the STephen Chow’s movie but dun ask me which one haha! And U’re sooooo pretty now. How I wish I can be so pretty I’m 27 and still know nothing about make up wtf!

  • you started make ip at 18? walao

    and how can you not wear foundation It makes the skin looks smootgher

  • Hey what types of extension do you use? Glue ones or the bonded ones? x

  • su ann: should do yours =p i remember last time my class like to make fun of u wan. HAHAHA. wtf *hides in corner*

    aud: lol. i was going to comment on your previous post “eh.. ure makeup a lot less adi wor” den u made that statement up there about being complacent lately *o* okay pointless comment. wtf

  • oh.. we are same age..
    T_T.. so old d..

    but hey.. really nice changes u have..

  • haha why you make fun of yourself? personally I think you look very pretty in all your pictures (even the teen ones) and not kidding. You have really white teeth and your eyes always make you look like a very kind person : )

  • hahahaha, i knew you changed but this is just drastic 😛

    i dont remember it being so dramatic tho haha..

    i will always recognise u as that aud i knew back in school HAHAHA wtf its a compliment ok? shows i rmber u as being pretty always wtf lol *xp

  • the u at age 15 looked so much like Barry!! got a surgery?! not so sure..
    but one thing for sure is, u got prettier year by year!! 😉

  • Only joking but I wonder how tall you were in each picture lol! XD

    Well, you look prety now :3 But does it not damage your hair alot with all those colour dyes?

  • Looking at your pictures reminds me of my transition from my youth as well! I was initially quite white then suddenly became as dark as a “coal miner” too around the same age as well hahah 😛

    Btw, I love the picture of your hair in the bathroom pic at age 21… Not to mention the gold bracelet and matching top! But why are you holding a teddy bear patterned piece of fabric? 😛

  • wah… really audvolution!! But you look so pweedy now 😉 The power of makeup, guys just don’t understand why on earth we spend whole hour sitting in front of mirror.. and eh eh, where dya do your extension and how much was it?

  • eh i saw the comment about the plastic surgery too and I thought he was seriously just joking! 0_o

    Why people always get dark skin during their high school days??? I have that phase during my high school too! zaman kegelapan wtf.

  • lilxcute: awww thankew

    puripuri: YAYA i thought that was my zaman kegemilangan too! haha mellow wtf!

    tze: eh do la! whatever la surgery good what means now we look perfect wtf

    pau: HAHAHA ya maid T_T

    pinksterz: yalah but people still think i cut my eyes or something wtf

    sweatlee: wtf! just wanna put hearts right wtf

    jing: hahahaha no what you don’t look like you put on that much makeup also!

    pinkpau: u also do la! but u look like the type who’s pretty her whole life *gloom

    angie: hahahaha yea in the japan pic it doesn’t even look like roots but highlights wtf. our 2nd yr photo was damn bad!

    elle: illegally ugly HAHAHAHA WHY U SO CUTE WAN

    cindy: I LOVE APPLE CHEEKS OK ARE U NUTS wtf. seriously i wish my cheeks were naturally red!

    mich-: hahahaha did u get it from the night market too wtf

    ailing: gigi leung so ugly wan meh?! haha im sure u don’t need makeup^^

    jess: ya im a noob:( no la i started at 17 but still damn ugly so it’s pointless wtf. i don’t wear foundation cos i don’t need to! plus foundation is really bad for your skin actually..

    jay: braided ones:)

    gin: hahaha ya i toned down so much that im boring now:(

    dolly: not old la ok! *denial

    kagome: haha why u lie to yourself wtf. no la my younger pics were really bad

    jean’: hahaha u dont have to lie i was quite hideous T_T

    hayley: i still look like barry now! especially when i don’t have makeup on

    didi: about 3 feet tall wtf. haha yea it does my hair quality sucks now:(

    goo-wak-meow: awww thank u! the teddy bear fabric was my pajamas i just got changed hahahaa

    cryst: ya seriously makeup is god T_T i did them in singapore!

  • lucy: HAHA GOOD JOKE wtf. i think it’s cos of perhimpunan and PE and hari sukan…. T___T

  • haha .. im pretty sure u haven have 1 .. if u had u cud look somthing like dawn … *cheers*

  • Well, I always believe in revolutions not to mention audvolutions. We all changes in time… but guess what?? I transform a lot later than you… I just started last year and OMG, I totally hated my old looks. Anyway… I totally love your hair. How did you do it?? **Envy** Even your hair extensions look perfect. (Mine look like WHOLLY SH*T) Gimme a lesson, please….

  • HAHAHA…I used to have the same hair cut with my mum k???I think the hairdresser thought if she can please my mum, then it’ll be fine since I was young and very clingy to mummy.

    Now, I die die also dont want to go cut my hair with my mum. Cause they’ll cut my hair until it’s so bad, I wished they’ll just kill me there and then. I do think I changed quite a bit but my primary school friends still recognize me la. I used to look very tomboy-ish. I would never be seen wearing skirt or dress. I’ll wear super long pants under my pinafore. T_T I thought I was like tai ka che back in school.

    So people do change, with or without plastic surgery k?

  • Audrey I love your page! But *gah* I *gah* can never see the damn pics!! *gah*

    WHYYYYYY??

    🙁

  • Age 16-17 become kuit already loh.

  • wow u changed a lot ! actually i think u resemble Jolin when u’re age 12.hehe

  • this is so called transformed!!

    yes..

    hehe..

  • It’s prob your contacts that’s making a huge difference and hence nicer nowadays.
    the “teen” photos while you’re in Japan and US look good too but with the contact lense, it really opens your whole face and looks more energetci. maybe that’s why they think you have plastic surgery on the eyes

  • i once had that tooth too, that came out from the gum in wrong place and made me look like dracula *what does it call??

    just one like kenny sia has
    but i didn’t mean kenny sia looks like dracula laa..*wtf*

    but thank goodness it’s gone..

    seems like yours is gone too

    now you have cute smile…^^
    nice teeth..

  • Age 21 is ur zaman kegemilangan..hahaa..damn pretty lor especially with your hair and all. And I also like your hair when it was very blond with alot of layers that one, I think age 20. Eh many girls will change as they grow older la..Most of my high school friends change alot after they started wearing make up also..

    haii..Jeff comments damn funny ok.plastic surgery ar..on the eye some more -_-“

  • wow, ur post are always, always the funny and interesting !
    i doubt i dare not show my chid hood pix, cos i looked soooooo tom boy during my primary school time.(and cam whore technical was SUCK!!) *head shake*

  • lol.
    in your 21 picture u look hawt.
    =)
    and i thought u would like to know.
    i’m a guy.(obvious laaa)
    and i didn’t post mean comments abt the previous.
    glad everything worked out well thou.
    ^^

  • How come the 2nd “maid” pic doesnt look like u at all?
    U r beautiful at all age in your own way aud. =)

  • Audrey! you’re so pweeetty(pretty) la…prettier n prettier got la. but ya ur extensions from Japan just made me so envious!

    ur latest extensions r clip-on ones or wat? so pweeetyy la..
    😉

  • ur last pic of age 24 looks like zhang shao han! so pretty 🙂

  • ntg has really changed..u still look pretty much pretty what (except for those doomed years 9 – 12 yr old) haha

    i was a BOD of leo club too! lol..damn those heavy badges that we have to piled onto our vest!

  • Omg I think the pic of u that u juz got the extension at the age of 21 is the best photo of u ever!!!

    U looked damn gorgeous with your curls! U curled them urself? If yes, teach us! :p

  • steph: hahah yea like a doll

    vyroxy: haha my ambition used to be a hairstylist wtf. I like doing my hair and it’s not that hard!

    pingping: hahahah tai ka che so cute got pics ar?

    love: i use freshkon. i’ve heard alot about geo lenses too but i think you can only get them online and i’m not sure how good they are..

    jenny: why why! what browser do u use?

    shaolin: whats kuit! kuih wtf

    jenn: jolin?? hahahaha why u insult her like that!

    rainz: ya im a transformer wtf

    bally: yes! the contacts really make you look fresher and more awake dunno how to say la wtf

    ainanana: mine wasn’t like urs! it’s called a snaggletooth and i think its really cute! what i had was buck tooth which means i looked like a rabbit wtf

    sarah: ya ur right most girls change after high sch. i miss my blond hair la i’m thinking of going back blond 🙁

    sasa: haha show la! nothing can be worse than mine TT

    djdrift: aww thank u! hahaah no la i know u wouldnt post mean comments for fun!

    SK: hahaha its me! i dunno how i changed until like that

    suzanne: awww thank u! my extensions now are braided on like my japan ones!

  • joanna: haha who’s zhang shao han?

    kampungboycitygal.com: doomed years hahahaha eh which school were u??

    jaclyn: thank u! ya i curled myself its quite easy!

  • hahaha love i totally understand!

    transformers unite WTF. god i am so glad i changed too, otherwise really cannot go out without paper bag. or seomthing. remember what i always say about slowly becoming pretty!! <3

    and viva makeup forever.

    imma do my carolvolution soon. wtf sounds like a car. carvolution. wtf. okay okay i go do soon then i show you.

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