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I am so cultured

I am at Level 9 now for Diner Dash Retro Restaurant oh lawdy!!!

SEE HERE I AM CHOOSING MY LIGHTS

I played the same bloody Level 7 for days ok trying to get past it but I couldn’t T_____T  I think I had the most problem matching customers with the same colored seats do you know what I mean?!?!?

So I’m now at Level 9 of Retro I can’t wait to see what restaurant comes next!

/geek mode off

Ok Diner Dash not withstanding, I actually had a very cultured and sophisticated weekend.

Guess where we are.

National Science Museum. wtf.

/geek mode on again

(you know a word I can never spell is museum T__T I ALWAYS get it wrong and Spell Check has to tell me I’m screwing it up again)

Funny mirrors!  Fat Her is behind me.

…and that is not my mother ok that is some stranger woman my mother is prettier than that *snob

Us again! HAHA Tim’s posture hahahahah

Anyway we were at the Science Musuem Museum to see the Leonardo Da Vinci exhibition!

Very very cool!  They plotted his life against the ongoing events of European history as we know it now.  I just thought it was nice to see all the major events I’ve read about fall into place together /shy

Anyway check this out.

This guy (forgot his name) took a 2.4 million pixel camera and did a photo analysis of the Mona Lisa.

(ok just googled it his name is Pascal Cotte)

And he found out all kinds of new stuff.

Like how the picture above is actually supposed to be the real colors of the Mona Lisa.

Da Vinci was apparently well known for his use of soft bright colors so people always wondered why he painted the Mona Lisa in shades of ochre.

Well it’s because the colors faded WTF.

The mountains are blue because Da Vinci always painted all his mountains blue.

And Mona Lisa doesn’t have straight dark hair with a middle parting (like a flower power hippie wtf) as I’d always thought but when they did the photo analysis it’s really obvious that she had brown curly hair but was also wearing a veil on top!

And Da Vinci apparently used some newfangled painting technique so that he was able to paint transparent things like her sheer veil and the lace on the collar of her dress.

Oh and did you know that he never considered Mona Lisa finished and for dunno how many years he carried her around with him continuously to work on her until he died.

Okok one last nugget.

People questioned why the Mona Lisa didn’t have any eyebrows or eyelashes and some researchers claimed that women of that time plucked them out because they were considered unsightly wtf.  But we find otherwise!

Using the 240-megapixel scans, Mr Cotte, 49, says he can see traces of a left eyebrow long obscured from the naked eye by the efforts of the restorers.

His conclusion is that Mona Lisa once had both eyebrows and eyelashes, but that these have been gradually eroded to the point that they are no longer visible.

“If you look closely at Mona Lisa’s eye you can clearly see that the cracks around the eye have slightly disappeared, and that may be explained that one day a curator or restorer cleaned the eye, and cleaning the eye removed, probably removed the eyelashes and eyebrow,” he said.

– from The Telegraph

(why am I so diligent put in quotation format with source some more this is not an advertorial wtf)

But damn cool right I dunno I just like stuff like this.

Anyway that Mona Lisa photo was the only picture I managed to take before the custodians came up to me with strained smiles and told me to put that thing away wtf.

That is, the only photo OUT of this room nyeheheheh.

On display were also replicas of Da Vinci’s inventions and ideas.

One of them was this tiny 8-sided room where all the walls are made of mirrors.  The description said you would be able to see every part of yourself at every possible angle.

A thousand Audreys!

A lot of other things too but all not photo documented.

This last photo is the ceiling of the Museum.  Nice huh?

The only thing nice about the building though wtf.  The paint on some of the wooden things on display was peeling, the floor was discolored and the murals looked more like they belonged on some wall of a kindergarten in a suburban bungalow than at a national science museum 🙁

Then when we were at dinner and drinks with Leon and Gin in Jaya 1, we bumped into Jojo and Michael who told us there was a show going on!

I’d seen one of the guys in it the week before performing at an awards ceremony and he was damn funny so we thought ok go.

Told you I am so cultured now.  Going to see live show some more.

MACC WTF

Hashahaha it’s Douglas Lim’s first standup comedy show on his own or something.  But damn funny ok you must all go watch if you can I laughed until I cried.

And I had to keep myself from elbowing Tim and Ah Kuah whom I was sitting between in the ribs every time I laughed wtf.

Before we left for it.

Btw I bought this bow from Sinma where I think the stupid auntie tried to cheat me.

I use a cheap plastic hair clip to put my bangs up when i wash my face.  And the other day it broke so I went to Sinma to get a new one.

You know which kind or not!

Nah.

OK hahahaha I googled “cheap plastic hair clip” and got this picture WTF and this is exactly it I guess it’s synonymous with it hahaha made in China some more.

Anyway I tried to buy one and the lady tried to charge me RM6.90 for it WTF damn expensive right!

Hello auntie it’s like the same plastic they use to make dustbins ok!

I said “wah why so expensive? you sure or not?”

She looked sulky and said “checked the basket (it came from) already. so you want or not?”

I said “don’t want la so expensive.”

She said “ok la then you go choose another smaller one maybe cheaper.”

So I picked out a SLIGHTLY smaller one from a basket marked RM1.90 and paid exactly that.  Idiot damn bluff ok how can there be so much difference when the size difference is so small.

Plus the clips were all mixed up with different sizes anyway.  The only reason why I was so sure it was RM1.90 was because I made her stand next to me and watch while I plucked my clip from the RM1.90 basket -___-

So!  Be careful of sour faced aunties in Sinma.

Lace top!

At Jaya 1 they had some pet exhibition and we met Terry the Terrer Terrapin WTF.

Hahahaha I had a friend who called her pet turtle Terry the Terrer Terrapin hahahaha.

(for non-Malaysians, Terrer means like… great or skillful…. or umai wtf)

Us on the way there.

Wah I took damn long to do this post!

P/S: We are going to watch I Have A Date with Spring this Wednesday courtesy of Pierre thank you Pierre can’t wait! *grateful dance

Comments (31)

  • I named my pet tortoise, Tortee. I know…very original. And for the past 5 years I honestly believed that my tortoise was a female until my bro who just came home from Singapore told me it’s a male and I’ve been cleaning it’s sperms for the past year. A must place visit during this coming weekend “Singapore’s Tortoise Museum!”

    btw the pic of the tortoise you have is so utterly cute! T_T

  • omg.. ur life sooounds seriously exciting and glam! =p

  • Now i really really really really want to go to the leonardo da vinci exhibition!! = P

  • Now i really really really really want to go to the leonardo da vinci exhibition!! = P

    and lol at the funny mirrors pictures

  • Thanks for letting us know abt mona lisa stuff. It’s very interesting.

  • Sinma product is like that one…

    I bought a hair clip from sinma too..Neh, those big clip to clip hair bun one…..It spolied 2 days after I bought it =____=” *speechless*

    Bann Sinma product from nowon..hahaha!

  • hey! i really like what you wrote about the MonaLisa, i didn’t know that! You’re not the only one though, I also don’t know why I love reading weird stuff like that, somehow it fascinates me! Try this website http://listverse.com Got new list everyday on random topics!

  • Which day did you go for the douglas lim play!! I was supposed to go on Saturday!! *shy* 😛

  • hye thr..u look like a japanese..aren’t u?

  • solitary rose? HAHAHAHAHAH. what does tortoise sperm look like?

    goingkookies: haha no it’s not honestly. i just try to look on the good side of everything 🙂

    MF: you should!

    esther: you’re welcome!

    elaine: shit i just bought 2 more hair clips from there T_T

    lucy: wow thanks for the site! i just wasted a lot of time on it hahaha

    hui wen: i went on sunday! but i was there on sat night too for dinner why weren’t u there!!

    ellyn: i’m not japanese 🙂

  • that’s good.. i used to be a really pessimistic person but enough was enough..

    and.. am trying to be more positive =)

    when i read urs and tims posts.. makes me miss my bf!! *sobs*

    haha

  • OMFG BABIE IM NOT EVEN JOKING/LYING/USO WHATEVER !!! YESTERDAY ONLY I TIE MY HAIR LIKE THAT W/ A GOLD RIBBON !! AND THE RIBBON WAS A HAIR TIE I CUT THE TIE AND USED THAT HAIR CLIP U HAVE TO CLIP IT ON MY HAIR !!!!!!!

  • haha, how was the MCCA show going??
    Look like those ancient China movie lol

    Btw, you two look freaking cute in the Shortie pic

  • its so near my place but i haven’t piggy till now! btw, y Tim looks so tanned?

  • are you referring to the auntie in One Utama’s Sinma? cos there’s a lady there with the most wtf face ever. always staring at like i wanna steal the stuff there liddet. T_T

  • hi,your hairstyle looks nice. Where you did it? I have a shoulder-length hair like you. I wish to do make my hair curl, but i duno how to describe to the hairstylist..

  • Haha I’m done with Diner Dash! I started playing it when I read that post which you mentioned you were so addicted to it. It’s really addictive! Oh by the way I’m quite surprised that they don’t allow you to take pic of Mona Lisa here, ’cause people just kept taking in Paris. Flash or no flash. Nobody cares at all.

  • I always drove by National Science Museum on the way to work lol. But no time to drop by to see the exhibition. Sigh.

  • As narcissistic as this sounds, I love the distortion mirrors!

    I can stand and laugh at myself for a few good minutes! ;D

    Have a great trip to Singapore!

  • > and Spell Check has to tell me I’m
    > screwing it up again)

    Cool photos. At first I couldn’t understand why the photos were stretched.

    You are a good looking girl. You look a little like an actress, whose name I don’t know.

    Regarding spell check, you might want to checkout Spell Check Anywhere (SpellCheckAnywhere.Com). It adds spell checking to all programs, including blogs, and optional grammar check.

  • omgosh i LOVE diner dash!! I play it on the pc though and can never get past one level i can’t even remember haha

    hahha sour faced ladies. My grandma tried to reduce the price for a $2 (USD) comb and the lady yelled at her. how rude.

    cute pictures! you and tim are the perfect couple 🙂

    btw, interesting fact about mona lisa!

  • goingkookies: aww where’s your bf?

    angie: REALLY DO U HAVE PICS! but how do you use tht hair clip to put the gold tie on ur hair wtf

    hitomi: haha it’s MACC! the poster is like that but the show is nothing like it haha

    cindy: cos i upped the pic contrast HAHAHAHA FHL

    rei: mine was in sungei wang! maybe its a job requirement wtf

    giny: got it done at midvalley 🙂

    zoe: why u so fast! haha i dunno why they wouldn’t let. maybe cos it wasn’t really the mona lisa but special digitally analyzed photos of her

    simon seow: u can make time on weekendsss

    lisa: haha so do i! thanks lisa!

    tomer: ooh thanks for the tip 😀

    kelly: hahaha yea it’s getting really hard now! how did the lady yell at ur grandma? :O

  • Hey that MACC show looks promising!

    Okay!! I’ll be careful of sour faced aunties in Sinma.

    …but where is Sinma?

  • hey somehow i like your entry about Mona Lisa… interesting..

  • LOL the picture damn cuteeeeee can!
    take more of yourself put blog header haha

  • haha! cool mirrors make tall people look short and vice versa! 😛

  • I’m not studying/working currently so that give me a lot of time to play. 😛 But I also stuck in one level for a long time until I almost give up! I don’t know if you know this game called Babysitting Mania. I reckon you’ll like it too if you like to play Diner Dash. 🙂

  • I always spell musuem wrong too..HAHAHAH

  • Hi,

    Do u hav the software for this game on Nintendo? Can i have it?

  • Great exhibition! I love the painting and glad you are able to take a photo as your keepsake 😉

  • Hey Audrey, where’d u get ur lace top from?

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