It’s hard to define what exactly a gyaru is but I’m sure most people have some inkling of it. Gyaru is the Japanese pronunciation of the word “gal” and it’s a fashion style that originated in Japan which involves dyeing your hair blond, a lot of makeup, especially white eyeshadow, super tanned skin and bright (summery?) clothing.
There are lots of different types of gyaru, depending on how chronic their gyaruness is wtf. Lazy to explain but this site gives a pretty good explanation of the different types there are.
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I think she’s damn cute! Tanned skin check, light hair check, big hair accessories wtf check, lots of eyeliner and light eyeshdow check.
Stole this from some site sorry ar wtf. Funnily, these people are Korean, not Japanese. But same fashion style, I guess they picked it up across the seas wtf.
She isn’t traditionally ganguro cos of her black hair, but could still be part of the gyaru cos of her skin and makeup.
Extreme ganguro damn scary.
Anyway for Variasians (Asian cultural night), Lisa asked me and Angela to model with her for the fashion show under Japan, because noone had any yukatas or kimono this year, she said it would be fun if we showed modern Japanese fashion instead of the usual traditional.
So this is how to do gyaru makeup! ahem ahem.
First, start off with a cleanly scrubbed, moisturised face. Ya allah have I no shame to put this up wtf. This goes to show that there are no ugly women, only lazy ones wtf.
2. Then you slather on the dark foundation and bronzer. Oh Buddha I swear this is the fugliest picture of me yet I look like a haggard homeless vagabond. This isn’t even because I’m in the darkness or anything I really was that color wtf. Now I know why Asians want to be fair, cos you look older when you tan yourself excessively T__________T
3. Apply white shadow liberally all over your eye area and under it too. I also put a stripe of white down my nose if you look properly, and over my brow bone too.
4. Put on the eyeliner, mascara, fake lashes, whatever you need. Notice how tranny the makeup is really!
5. Then the hair! For gyarus, hair could go both ways – curly or straight but the hair is usually big so I teased the top and back so it was puffy.
6. Insert big hair clip and nude lipstick. Tadah done!
Dunno why this looks like such a gyaru shot to me wtf. Angela’s putting on more fake bronzer HAHA.
Pictures of the fashion show weren’t that good:( This is the end where we all take our bow.
The four of us :))))
The China girls, whom Angela nearly got into a fight over in Mandarin over whether Tibet belonged to China wtf.
With my baby Lisa:) The only real Japanese under the Japan section wtf. Damn annoying ok a lot of people. First someone said we’re traitors to the Chinese race for modeling for Japan WTF. Have to model for your own ethnic group wan ar? People asked me to do it ma do it la! Then someone else said why I never model for Malaysia go do Japan pulak wtf do I look like I have any traditional costumes with me that I can model for Malaysia? Why else you think I’m doing for Japan ie. no traditional costume! You think I don’t want to model for Malaysia ar I would have even modelled my school baju kurung if I had it ok T_________T
Just to show how dark our tans were!
Fat hau wtf.
Mild, Lillian, Jeannie.
And Min Ji!
Why is my soulmate so slutty! *rethinks status wtf. Haha no la I think this picture is adorable and Eileen behind her is too I like her top and boobs wtf. *big shiny eyes.
See, she’s going back for seconds wtf. I was resting on the side ledge cos my shoes hurt and I didn’t wanna stand on the floor in my stockings wtf and see what she comes and does!
I only know how to pose cute ok what is this slutty nonsense wtf.
With Eva.
Ok time for my week of work and loneliness wtf.
In preparation for a week of loneliness ahead wtf, I have gone out and bought the necessary supplies:
Tadah! Instant noodles galore. Eat until I go bald wtf.
That’s right, it’s Thanksgiving Break next week. There won’t be food so I have to scourge for my own wtf.
Suet is going to Indiana to see Brother Ooi, Angela won’t be around either, and I, Aud Ooi will stay here and spend time with my homework wtf.
Oh actually I do have a Thanksgiving invitation. It’s an invite to go have Thanksgiving dinner with my boss from the Office of Religious Life wtf, and her entire extended family.
I really don’t want to go! So awkward ok not like I’m that close to her also she’s my boss! But I think she’s just being very nice – I told her I’m going to stay here this holiday and she asked if I had any family or friends in this are and I said no.
Then she asked me, “would you like to come and have dinner with my family?” And I was like “really? Are you sure?” while frantically racking my brain to come up with excuses wtf.
And she was like “yes why not!” and I said “oh ok thanks that sounds like fun!” WTFWTWFTWF
She’s a sweet middle-aged lady with grey hair and she was being so nice I didn’t have the heart to turn her down! And then she picked up the phone there and then and told her husband to book one more spot for me WTF so fast take action is that why she’s the head of the Religious Office wtf.
And then later she told me we have to drive TWO HOURS to pick up her mother-in-law from a military nursing home in Rhode Island (her mother-in-law used to be a war nurse in WWII wtf). How! Have to spend 2 hours in the car making small talk with her and her son wtf.
She’s really really sweet for not wanting me to be alone on what is supposed to be a huge family event so I feel bad but really why do I get myself into all this weird incidents!
Sambo also asked me to have Thanksgiving with him and I can’t decide. Both ways also I have to waste time traveling here and there when I could be doing my work ya allah what a geek.
But maybe I should open up myself to new experiences and have dinner with strangers wtf. *ponders.
By the way we have a new buddy in our room!
This is Angela’s baby. His name is Do Not Cover wtf. She got him cos we both cannot stand the cold and he keeps us nice and toasty :))
And this is MY new baby I got today! The heater keeps us warm but it also makes the room super dry and I always wake up with blocked noses or nose bleeds 🙁 So I got a humidifier. It’s really good cos your skin and hair won’t get so dry and isn’t it adorable! The mist spouts out of its ears wtf.
I feel so affectionate to these two! Cos they both have eyes ok it makes me feel like they’re our pets wtf.
This is the story of Hello Kitty and Do Not Cover meeting for the first time. キティーちゃんとヒーターの初めて会ったとき wtf. Don’t ask me why we so stupid la I also dunno! I think too stressed over work already because right after that we both sat down again with our textbooks and laptops wtf.
In vast contrast to the last very serious post:
I have found the bestest most glorious website in the world! And it’s all thanks to Brother Ooi!
It’s a clothes site and I swear by all that is holy wtf, Imma do all my shopping there from now on.
Everything is so damn cute and totally my style! Imma show you:
Isn’t this the prettiest dress in the world? (I know I’ve said that about other dresses in the past but this is different!)
And I love the black bib detailing on this shirt! Suet said not so nice but I think it’s damn unique!
Wtf I dunno why got so many pictures appear when I just saved one. I think my new favorite color is khaki/army green. Actually I think I always liked it, and in my life I have owned at least one camouflage skirt, camo shoes, camo 3/4 pants, camo cap and even a dog tag necklace wtf.
Brother Ooi says it looks like a sack but its damn cute what does he know huh, Depauw Swallows? wtf. It looks good with and without a belt, and the best part is you can wear long johns under it and nobody will be the wiser wtf.
So pretty right! They have like hundreds of stuff like this so damn nice I think I just died and went to heaven T______T
I was in the library, battling with the microfilm machine (as usual) and I came across this:
– an excerpt from the New York Times, May 15, 1969 on the May 13 riots.
And then today, on CNN.com:
Isn’t it funny to think that 38 years ago, the same forms of crowd control were used to subjugate masses so very different from the one that gathered in KL today?
I guess the government deemed today’s peaceful protest as dangerous as the murderous parang-wielding arsonists of 1969.
Makes you really think, doesn’t it?
We wore yellow today.
Ok I have decided!
I ask everyone I meet this. Who are the top 3 celebs you would do? wtf. I wanna see people’s taste ma!
My top 3 guys wtf wtf are (in no particular order):
#1!!
MMMM come to Momma! wtf. He’s like my all-time doable celeb. But recently I’ve forgotten about him because got other distractions around wtf.
Tyson Beckford! Ever since I saw him on America’s Next Top Model…. *dreamy eyes.
#3!!!
I am so muhibbah and undiscriminatory! Takeshi Sorimachi can be MY sensei anytime WTFWTF.
But then I watched Ugly Betty today! And and
he is so adorable T_________T this is the first time I ever think a nerd is cute ok I damn pan cool wan I usually hate geeky sensitive emo guys but by george he is just so sweet T_________T (and it kind of creeps me out to see him kissing Ugly Betty wtf)
This semester is the busiest I’ve ever been in my life. T_T
Senior year is supposed to be relaxing! I thought I would have a nice laidback year with nothing to do except my research.
But! I had to take drawing! Which takes up like 5 hours of class time a week. Plus work on the weekends to finish up anything that I couldn’t in class. Which means I have to walk through the cold to the studio and spend my life there drawing still lifes T_T
And then! I had to take Japanese which is just 3 hours a week. But it’s also at Amherst which means it’s about 2 hours of busride in total, plus maybe an hour of waiting time T_T
Plus how would I know Japanese homework takes up so much of my time. Have to read Murakami’s Norwegian Wood in Japanese and not only do I have my ind study research, now also I have a research project in Japanese which is killing me because it takes me like one hour to read just one page of Wikipedia ok I am that slow T_T
Plus all the readings I have to do for my ind study is crazy. Independent means I don’t have any real deadlines to follow, but I am so scared I won’t be able to find enough sources that I’m reading as many books as I can.
I spent most of my weekend in the basement of the library going through reels and reels of microfilm of the New York Times from 1949-1969 checking for articles on Malaya T____________T
Can die ok the worst is if the stupid microfilm spins out of control wtf and flies into your stomach wtf.
Anyway I’m glad this weekend is a nice free one at home. Yaya I’m so nerdy that I’m glad I don’t have to go out wtf. Cos can wake up late and eat lunch and do work/watch tv in pajamas ok!
Waiting for Suet at the mall.
I was camwhoring and suddenly I saw a cockroach on the mirror wtf. I guess this is what I look like when I’m surprised.
Jam I have a Batman pic too!
I’m getting tired of taking cute pics only *damn action wtf.
Forced to put on a headband to fit in wtf.
why do we as humans feel the need to call someone “our own”?
why do we get jealous when “our own” gets closer to someone else?
why do we get attached?
why do we need a special someone to take care of and who takes care of us?
why is it so hard to let go?
if all this didn’t exist, wouldn’t we be happier?
if noone left, we wouldn’t feel unlovable.
You pretend you don’t know us or don’t see us when really you do. In Japan, you never said hi unless we called out to you first. And when you thought we weren’t looking, you whispered to your friends and laughed at us.
You would force a smile whenever we yelled out your name. Or sometimes the smile wouldn’t even appear at all, and you would just turn away, pretending you didn’t hear.
I treated you as one of my best friends but when you felt like it you would say cutting things to me, or you would ignore me. You said I always made you feel bad about yourself. All this because I am 37 kg and 4 feet 9 and you aren’t?
Do you honestly think I like being this small? Do you think I made myself like this, just so I could make you feel shitty about your own size? You are not even that big; there are a lot of other girls who weigh more than you or are taller but have lots more confidence, but you are just too preoccupied with yourself to notice that.
Sometimes I feel sad about what happened to us, because I really loved being friends and hanging out with you. But given a choice, I wouldn’t do anything to change the situation now because I can do without someone like you in my life.
Every time you get into one of your moods and take it out on me, I am the one who approaches you to talk about it later.
Every time we see each other, I am always the one who says hi first.
Every time it’s your birthday I get you a gift. And even when it’s not and I see something that reminds me of you, I get it for you.
I am not being materialistic but this just goes to show how much I matter to you. You have only given me ONE birthday present in the 4 years we’ve known each other. And the present was a skirt that you’d bought for yourself but couldn’t fit in.
When there are other friends around (maybe friends who don’t make you feel bad about yourself?) you would never call me. But if noone else is around and I am, you are the sweetest person ever.
Clearly it’s frustrating for you to have me as a friend. And because of how you handle and react to it, it’s the same for me. But what the fuck do you expect me to do? Shave my head? Gain 10 kg? So why bother trying to stay friends?
I know I have my flaws. But I also know that whatever I might have done to hurt you was never intentional. And I just can’t say the same for you.
We both know what happened in Japan. So stop telling people that I never talked to you there, because we both know exactly how it went down.
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Now that’s off my chest, let’s talk about my job and an episode with this irksome girl (not the one mentioned above wtf)
She’s a sophomore who’s small and Vietnamese with bleached blond hair. She has a twin sister who has black hair.
Since she came in to Moho last year when Angie and I weren’t here, she must have thought that she and her sister are the cutest things around because they would walk around together all the time decked in pink (like me and Angie in our first 2 years wtf).
Mild even said she thought of them as our replacements since we were in Japan.
But then this year we came back right, and I dunno what she’s thinking – whether she views us as a threat to her popularity or what WTF – but every time she sees me or Angie (or Suet!) around she gives us a stare like scrutinising us from head to toe damn rude okay I feel like punching her smug face arghhhhhhhhh.
The worst part is, I’ve actually been introduced to her but she still doesn’t say hi and just keeps staring cock at me!!!
At first I wanted to say hi because I thought she was quite cute and no harm making friends what right. But she’s so obnoxious!
I met a friend of hers called Dale (who looks like Rachel McAdams damn pretty!) who said that she and her friends (stupid idiot twins) saw me and Angela and thought we were Japanese so she introduced me to her.
So say hi la stupid! Your brain and your mouth got no connecting nerves ar wtf. Damn rude ok only know how to stare cock with a lansi face and undress people with your eyes wtf wtf.
Anway the other day I was doing trash in Macgregor, which is the dorm she lives in. I was wearing my trash outfit which is a grey hoodie with shitbrown pants and uggs damn ugly ok oh ya with bright green surgical gloves too.
So I took the bag of trash out of the bin and I was putting the new bag in when she walked in with her twin sister. I didn’t look up to see who was that cos I was busy concentrating on my job la wtf.
Then she fucking rude ok! I was still putting in the bin liner and I hadn’t fastened it properly on the edges of the bin yet and she was carrying a tray and she just tipped all the contents into the dustbin without saying anything.
No sorry no excuse me nothing!
And because I hadn’t fixed the bag properly yet I had to catch it quick before the whole thing fell inside the dustbin and when I looked up she was already walking out the door.
NIAMACIBAI DAMN ANGRY ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
First of all cos she’s so damn rude! How can you not even say excuse me when you’re doing something that cause other people so much trouble?! And she even left her tray on the counter. Leave for me to dispose for you ar? Am I your maid ROARRRRRRR
Second of all, how can I let her see me in such a degrading position!!! I lost all my face just like that!! Now she probably thinks she’s better than me just cos I am a trash collector T______________T
Whatever la ok I would still be cuter than you even if you were in your prom dress and I was wearing one of my own garbage bags wtf T____________T
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Random people I miss because I haven’t been talking to them much 🙁 ((( :
Brother Ooi telling me unfunny jokes then getting dejected when I don’t laugh wtf.
Tze clutching my hand and saying “my love!” and “Team Win – Because We Never Lose” wtf.
Jammie for never failing to take my side and beating up Latat for me HAHAHAHAH
Christine running in zigzags across the road/lying down on the train just to save us seats HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA T______T
Hui Wen for skanking it up and then hogging the boxes WTF (no podium wtf) at Seven and shooting dirty looks at other girls who even think of getting up there with us wtf.
Sze Jiann for not giving up on me even when I drive wtf and being almost my siamese twin this summer.
And most of all, I miss…..
my extensions! God do I ever. I look at old pictures and want to weep T_______T
My hair’s Zaman Kegemilangan is over T_______T
The best part about Halloween is always the costumes! And horror stories mmmm :)))
We took a trip down to Salem, Massachusetts (the place where the first witch hunt ((and first accused witch was executed)) took place in America in 1692!).
I was super excited about it because I’m a geek like that wtf. I imagined it to be really dilapidated and all the buildings would be black wtf dunno why also and everything would be windy and spooky and filled with haunted houses and graveyards and such.
But no! Everything was very clean and pretty and festive, albeit with scary Halloween decorations 🙁
Us with a witch wtf.
And random people dressed as um, people from the past wtf.
Aboard the Friendship wtf. It’s a ship that used to tranport goods from the West Indies to Salem back in the day wtf.
Jeannie hanging off the ropes like a pirate.
Angie’s turn. Clearly Jeannie is very strong because it was a lot harder than it looked to hang like that. Angela looks fine because she learned from my mistake wtf.
Which looks like this wtf.
Jeannie and Treshia manning the wheel. EH what is this wheel called I feel like there’s a special name for it.
Under deck wtf.
And then we went for a show which was like a recreation of the arrest and trial of Bridget Bishop, who was the first woman to have been arrested of witchcraft.
I made everyone go for it cos it looked damn good in the paper. The audience gets to watch the arrest occur in the streets of Salem, and then Goody Bishop (Goody seems to be the equivalent of Mrs.) gets dragged to the courthouse and the audience follows them there and becomes the jury to vote on her innocence.
But damn boring ok and I didn’t even like the woman because she was too lansi and I didn’t feel bad when I voted her guilty wtf.
(But in actual fact, she was found guilty. I felt quite sad when I found out because it means I voted in concordance with history wtf.)
Shrek and Fiona!
Then at night we went to Boston for a Halloween party.
My makeup! God I’m so proud of myself this is the first time I managed smoky eyes without looking like a gang fight victim wtf.
(And yes, that is a Salem musuem bathroom we’re in. Damn sad ok had to change into our costumes in the car and do our makeup in a public bathroom T____T)
I love my fake lashes! Got pink at the ends ok!
Side view.
My costume! Which is a leopard wtf. Yalah sounds damn lame la but whatever I looked damn cute ok what do you know wtf.
My soulmate as a vet wtf. Have to match our costumes ok how can we not we’re soulmates<333
Me, Jeannie and Sambo who went as a soldier WTF damn lame la ok soldier what is this.
Geisha Mild, Dr Angie, Zorro wtf, me and Jeannie who’s a pirate girl her dress damn nice! (later you see wtf)
I dunno who Treshia is supposed to be – Pikachu ar wtf.
A lot of unnecessary pictures but I don’t care!
With Will who’s Sambo’s fellow soldier *shifty eyes
Soldier, vet and gun.
Us with Megan (next to Angie) who loved my outfit because apparently she’s been a cat every Halloween except this one. And the girl (I forgot to ask her name) next to me is damn pretty right! She’s supposed to be a sexy boxer. Boxer Rebellion wtf wtf.
Mild spilled a drink on his shirt again hahahahah I think it’s his fate to have something spilled on him by her everytime we go out hahahaha.
Sexy boxer, me, Eve (from the Bible wtf) and Angie. Eve’s costume damn nice! She glued leaves all over her dress and put a snake around her neck and see the apple I’m holding! She made it herself and it doubles as a purse damn cute T________T
Doing the kitty sign wtf. Which is their group of friend’s sign when they take pictures. Should have asked them to do peace also wtf.
With a Big Red Bird wtf. Mild said he’s a parrot but I thought he was a hornbill wtf. Boxer Girl damn pretty la!
L-R: Bee wtf, Annoying Ghost wtf, Hermione wtf, Maid wtf, me, Will, Angie, Mild, Jeannie, Zorro wtf, Treshia.
The Annoying Ghost damn irritating! I think he was supposed to be Death and he kept trying to rub up against us WTF when noone was even dancing! And he kept pulling my tail what if my shorts tear ROAR and my ears T_______T
The Pet and The Vet.
Penis Man WTF. He came with a shoebox attached to his waist. When I asked him what’s in the box he said candy then when I opened it there was a huge rubber penis inside (glued to look like it was popping out of his pants thru the box) with candy scattered around it T___________T I dunno whether to be grossed out or admiring of the creativity wtf T__________T
Since I’m the pet I’m actually attached with a chain to Angela!
Jeannie & Treshia.
With Little Bo Peep (or maybe Goldilocks) and Hermione wtf.
Damn pretty right Jeannie’s dress!
DJ Mild wtf.
Top row: This is madness this is Sparta wtf.
Mild and the person who insists on calling her Thailand WTF
Us and a guy with a star on his beret. I asked if he was a communist and he got offended and said he’s a socialist wtf.
Scary poster ooooo wtf.
Sambo’s brother. I dunno why I thought he told me he’s supposed to be an old Bruce Lee WTF but apparently he’s not.
I asked Will where his girlfriend was and he told me they broke up but I didn’t believe him wtf. You know how some guys damn player got gf also say they don’t have! So I kept asking him through out the night and he got really depressed and that’s how I realized they really broke up *shifty eyes.
With Brian, for whom the party was actually supposed to be for cos it was his birthday. His costume damn cute, he’s supposed to be a chick magnet GEDDIT GEDDIT. But at first I didn’t because he asked me to guess what he was and I thought the magnet was a lifejacket so I said “are you a drowning person” WTF.
I was talking to someone on a very deep topic: life and existence wtf. She said she didn’t see what the point is in life if you’re going to die and leave everything behind anyway. (No she’s not suicidal wtf.)
She said life is all study study study then work work work then die wtf. Be so smart, be so rich for what, in the end also still going to die.
For a moment I stopped and thought, have I been wrong all this while?
But I don’t think I am. Life isn’t about how smart or successful you are, or how much money you have, or how many people love you.
It’s about having fun wtf wtf.
That’s what I really think. Life is about enjoying the process of life itself.
Suet said she noticed that I’m most kiamsiap when it comes to food – of course la why pay so much when hawker/mamak food is equally delicious if not better! I don’t like expensive food anyway plus I can’t even tell if something is fresh or made with extra care or what they all taste the same wtf.
After food comes clothes – cos even though I shop a lot, it’s all cheap stuff because I wear something constantly for maybe a month then I get tired of it and revamp my wardrobe wtf.
But she said I’m willing to pay the most when it comes to having fun wtf. Like clubbing or theme parks or holidays no matter how much they cost I’ll sure go. Really ma! Food you’re only going to shit it out tomorrow, and clothes – there will always be nicer and more clothes you can get in the future but who can beat fun! Fun is here to stay! wtf.
And really what life should be like that. If you’re going to say you have no money to spend on fun, that’s no excuse. Just do something cheaper la wtf.
Yea so that’s my life goal. To have fun. And to be the oldest woman in the world just you wait wtf.
So what if you’re going to die at the end of it all? Well, then you’re going to be reborn and have a new life all over again wtf.
So what if you can’t bring your happiness, loved ones or money to the next world? That’s exactly why you should live to your best, isn’t it? So if you do die tomorrow you won’t be in Hell with Hades, wishing you bought that LV bag yesterday wtf.
Maybe I’ve been very lucky, but I have never felt like I wanted to stop living, or have someone else’s life. Strangely enough, there are many moments where it suddenly hits me that I’m alive and I love my life, and I can’t wait to see what happens next.
And everyday I somehow manage to find something to look forward to. Even if it’s only fried rice for dinner, or the next episode of America’s Next Top Model wtf.Life should be about enjoying the process, and doing something you love.
I don’t care how much money I earn, Imma do something I really like when I grow up. And also save the world that’s also another of my life goals wtf.
What’s yours?
Me walking happily thru life WTF.
P/S: I found the best costume ever I am so ready for Halloween!
OMGOMG I think I might actually be done! Done with studying for my history midterm and writing a paper on Malaysian politics (for now la i.e tomorrow and Wednesday wtf)
All this achieved by skipping Hiphop today so I could study relentlessly!
And actually I don’t know how much I remember for history but I don’t care anymore I’m taking the class pass fail anyway.
I suddenly really want a Tamagotchi. I checked Toysrus.com and it’s only $14.99! Somore I never had a real one ok mine was some ciplak one that Mummy Ooi bought from Subang Parade that was a dinosaur instead of a chicken. Damn annoying ok I wanted it to turn into a cute roundish dinosaur but it always grew up into a brontosaurus wtf.
I’m trying to convince Angela to get one with me (Suet sure don’t want wan) so we can infrared and let our pets be soulmates too but she doesn’t want 🙁 Pffft what is 14.99 compared to a lifetime of happiness with your pet wtf.
Angela’s cousins came for the weekend and we went to Six Flags (theme park)! One is Kelvin (the nice one) and the other is the Weird Cousin wtf.
Angela hasn’t seen him ever since they were like in kindergarten and he grew up to be the weirdest most annoying relative ever and Angie can’t stop apologising for him wtf. More on that later.
This, I assure you, is Kelvin, the nice one, and not the Weird Cousin as you might think wtf. His eyes are too small so we decided to give him bigger ones hahahahahahahaha.
First of all, Kelvin drove all the way from Albany, New York to Moho (2 hours) to pick Angela up, then on to Connecticut to pick Weird Cousin up ( another 2 hours) and Weird Cousin isn’t even Kelvin’s real cousin -they’re related thru Angela.
And Angela paid for everything for Weird Cousin – theme park tickets, haunted house fares and she bought him a Napoleon Dynamite poster cos he likes him, and he didn’t even say thank you for anything and sat on the poster and crushed it wtf!!!
And he like blamed all of us for the long lines. Wtf who doesn’t know you have to line up in theme parks! Once when we were lining up for the haunted house, he went up to Kelvin and said sarcastically ” so are you having fun?” wtf.
Then he even questioned Kelvin’s name hahahahhaha. He said “is Kelvin a real name? How did you even come up with it?” hahahahahahahah and Kelvin was wearing a leather jacket and he said “why are you wearing a leather jacket? Only motorcycle gangs wear it” WTF hahahahahahaha.
And he got into a fight with Suet and Kelvin over Christianity and he told me that my religion is fake WTF cos I’m not a Christian eat shit la.
Then during the Wicked Woods haunted walk, he was so damn annoying and coward ok! He was already whining about not wanting to go, so I said don’t need to go la just wait outside for us but I think he was more scared to wait alone wtf.
I don’t understand why he’s so scared! It was a guided walk through the woods with setups of graves and abandoned shacks and people dressed as monsters would jump out and scare you but he was terrified.
Keep telling me that I only reach up to his armpit wtf somore so why so scared for!
Kelvin tried to comfort him by saying “the monsters aren’t real” and he answered very seriously “how do you know they’re not real?” wtf.
Damn annoying cos during the walk we were walking in pairs or trios and I was holding on to Suet and he tried to pull us apart WTF and said “let a guy walk in between you girls” WTF.
When he failed to do so, he tried to hold on to Suet’s arm and walk but she very macho-ly shook him off. Then he ran to the other side and grabbed MY arm and Mild’s so he could walk between us, safe from monsters at the side T_____T
Mild was holding on to Kelvin on the other side and it was impossible for 5 people to walk in a row on the narrow path.
Suet tried to pull me and herself in front but the stupid Weird Cousin gripped my arm like death wtf and wouldn’t let go T________T
So I had to walk with one arm pulled behind in a grip of death, and because I was slightly in front of him, he kept kicking me from behind and I kept tripping T____________T
Fuck him la I tore my pretty red shoes because of all the falling T____________T
I kept telling him to let go of me, or at least let go of Mild and keep holding on to me so I wouldn’t be pulled back like that.
And he wouldn’t listen! He just gripped my arm even tighter where got guy like that wan until it really hurt and Angela finally shouted at him to let go of me, when which he turned around and linked arms with the mother and her 8 yr old daughter behind us WTF.
He used an 8 yr old to protect him!!!! *frothes at mouth wtf.
Some more I dunno was he trying to convince himself the ghouls weren’t real or what, he kept saying to the monsters that appeared “Hey how are you? It must be hot in that mask” or “Good job” or “I can see you thru the makeup” wtf T_________T
Before Six Flags, we went to the lake to take fall pictures! Yearly tradition ok wtf.
Weird Cousin (look at his face!), Kelvin, me, Suet.
Suet by the lake so artistic guess who took!
Me and Kelvin
Threesome wtf.
Front view wtf.
As we trudged through the sludge, I remembered how much I hate nature and the outdoors. I was then submerged in gloom for the rest of the time and kept saying “let’s go back” wtf.
Class of ’08 yo wtf.
The road less taken wtf.
Do we look like a drama cast or what (like the flatties!)
I’m really good at hiding my discomfort at all the rotting leaves lying around us wtf. I hate nature la and nature hates me how else can I be the only one who got bitten by bugs huh huh huh.
Putting a manmade object between me and the grass wtf.
I only like nature in photographs. Mild took this!
Then it was on to Six Flags! Nature be gone wtf.
At the entrance, while waiting for everyone to pee wtf.
Six Flags is a theme park known for its rollercoasters and scary rides.
And this is the first ride we went on! wtf.
The last time I went on a merry-go-round was in DisneySea Tokyo and I had to sit on Jaafar from Aladdin’s ugly bird while everyone sat on horses and genies T_T This time I swore to sit on a pretty horse but I didn’t realise I got a zebra wtf.
And I damn suck la I used to be so damn good at rollercoasters like I would go for every single scary one there is.
But now after every coaster ride I cry WTF. Cos too scary wtf.
Tears of terror wtf. Suet asked me why I put up such a fugly picture but I said must put to show people that I’m a real person ok not just a pretty doll WTF.
The Pandemonium *jeng jeng jeng*
Full of fear wtf.
Like I said, I damn suck already so when we were in the coaster inching upwards to the peak for the first drop, I swear I was vampire-pale and even when Kelvin waved to me I couldn’t smile back and I thought I might puke from fear wtf. And I was even considering unbuckling myself and climbing down the tracks wtf so I wouldn’t have to sit through the ride wtf.
You can’t see it, but it’s damn scary cos when the coaster moves, it also twists in all directions so you fucking feel like you’re in a free fall and your body is just flipping thru the air. The worst part is when it turns so you fall back first.
I screamed so much that Jeannie and Mild forgot to be scared because me with my mouth wide open with shrieks emitting is very funny and all in all it was a very enjoyable and humorous time for them >(((((
And Suet regretted letting me hold her hand because I nearly broke it wtf.
I swear it was the Hollywood Dream ride at Universal Studios Osaka that changed me wtf. That ride was horrific ok.
For Halloween, Six Flags transformed into Transylvania wtf.
Haunted house!
Us waiting in line and being scared.
Everyone being scared and me being bored wtf.
We ended the day by killing Suet wtf.
And then I killed myself wtf.
Till death do us part wtf wtf.
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