my babie Angie:((((
I have to be the guy AGAIN because she’s wearing a sweet pink dress but I’m wearing a shirt and tie wtf.
I miss Christine:(((
I miss the 3 angry white men.
There, Neal.
I miss AKP activities.
I miss coming to school and finding we have coordinating outfits.
Er, just to make this fit into the theme, I miss the birthday cake we shared 3ways.
And having Neal make a blowjob joke right before we’re going to blow out the candles.
I miss my white dress.
I miss Angela waking me up in the morning wtf.
I miss random moments.
Sigh.
I finally got to watch Babel! (in Japanese, baberu wtf)
God, Japan is so slow.
Now only they’re going to start showing The Prestige which I watched on the plane last time.
The only thing they’re showing fast is Spiderman 3.
Cause of their super slow system I missed shows like 300! (this is madness this is sparta wtf)
Anyway, I didn’t realise that Babel features not one, not two but THREE freaking languages! English, Arabic (I think?) and Japanese.
I thought that I was going to get a nice restful American movie, but instead I spent more than 2 hours trying to speed read Japanese subtitles for the Arabic and Japanese parts and oh yeah even English wtf. Cos you know how it’s just there and you die die must read it even though you already understand what they’re saying!
After that I was so exhausted by my 2 hour long revision course that I fell asleep on the train standing up AGAIN.
I was holding on to the back of the seat of some woman and when I fell asleep my head fell forward and I hung my hair in her face wtf.
Well I’m glad that Malaysia is such a piracy-infested country that we get all our movies super fast.
Point to ponder:- (spoiler – for those who haven’t seen it just close your eyes now wtf)
How come Chieko isn’t scared that what if she takes off her panties and suddenly gets her period or discharge or whatever, then how she got nothing to takung it.
Thanks to Angela and Chrstine both having left Japan, David Roy has become my new best friend as of late wtf.
It being the end of the year for us and with no more money pouring into our accounts, we’ve both turned into the world’s most kiamsiap superheroes, Budget Guy and Budget Girl wtf.
We’re competing to see who can spend the least money wtf. And I win cos he’s gone to Tokyo to spend more money on baseball wtf.
This is the Kamo River where we sat at the banks to eat out onigiri from Takashimaya only 189 yen wtf.
Another view of the river. These are all the restaurants and teahouses from Pontocho and Gion that line the river.
Zoos are cheap too! This is the outside of Kyoto Zoo, which looks kind of pathetic to me. Reminds me of a kindergarten somehow.
Wanted to go there because we heard that there used to be a gorilla living there (look his pictures is up there too!) who would pick his shit up and throw it at visitors HAHAHAHAHHA.
But he’s dead now, so maybe all the pictures up there are actually obituaries of dead animals wtf.
And the zoo was closed too hmph so we went to the Modern Art Musuem!
Very nice! I love musuems but I didn’t think I would like modern art, but as it turns out I do! And it didn’t occur to me that Picasso and Dali, whose pieces I can stare at forever, are also included under modern art.
Too bad we didn’t have time to view the famous pieces cos we spent all our time on a whole floor dedicated to a Japanese painter whose pieces were all named
Carp
Snow
Spring
Sweetfish
Iris
Rain
Ducks
Wtf.
Damn angry la macibai. None of the pieces looked modern, they were probably only called that because they were done in the 20th century. They were on vertical scrolls oh my holy mama.
Then as the musuem was going to close we finally found the Picassos! Bedebah.
Some more cost me 900 yen *whines
I thought this piece was very cool.
Going out with a white guy made me notice how differently people treat him.
When David asked a musuem attendant about a painting in fluent Japanese, she answered looking at me and smiling.
And I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about! I don’t want to lose face okay so I just nodded and smiled engagingly back.
And when he was paying for his sushi at Jusco, the cashier asked me if I’d like a bag even though I was looking away and wiping my nosebleed wtf, so she had to ask me several times and not once looking at David wtf.
And on the subway when David motioned to a middle school aged kid to scoot over so I could sit, the kid hurriedly stood up and gave me his seat wtf.
Some people are very interested to talk to gaijin (foreigners) but others don’t even want to sit next to Trey or David on the train cos they’re too white for words wtf. Interesting huh.
CJ is in Japan to visit his gf Minami so we went to Osaka to play with another friend Toma.
CJ and Toma on a horse-racing game. I refused to play cos the last time I did I felt like I nearly had a stroke wtf. This is how bad my stamina is!
Me standing with my heels kicked off next to a height chart. Shit la look so haggard cos right before that I got splashed with water in some whitewater rafting ride.
Waiting in line for some stupid 4D ghost movie. Not scary at all, just geli.
Then we took a 106 meter tall ferris wheel! CJ didn’t wanna take it cos there was a rumor that couples who rode on it would break up wtf. But he was outvoted wtf.
We were halfway up when I suddenly remembered I’m afraid of heights wtf. I looked over at Toma and he was pale and quiet too wtf. This picture was faked wtf.
Ferris wheel.
View of Osaka from the top.
Hep Five is the name of the place we were at, shopping mall + indoor theme park.
Dammit I damn sad!
The reason why I haven’t blogged for so long was because I made an impulsive decision to move to wordpress.
Because I really liked some of the wordpress themes I saw and decided to just change over, since wordpress has locked entries anyway which I really want.
Manatau cheat wan! You can only choose from the themes that wordpress itself offers, if you want to use other themes you have to pay.
And I’m too kiamsiap too so here I am back again wtf.
No offense to blogdrive, I really like it actually, just that I need a layout that includes a bigger space for entries and I can’t find any I like. T_T
Anyway, past few days have been a whirlwind of activity after finals ended.
I visited my favorite purikura shop wtf.
And took more pictures. (Nice or not I draw the blood, devil horns and pitchfork)
If I were a famous person I’d be Ayumi Hamasaki! Here I am living out my dream wtf.
Me and Angie were supposed to do a kissing pose. But I started laughing and Angela ran out of the camera view and this is the result. She drew herself in ahhaha.
Have to take more, no more chances anymore. :(((((
We also went to eat yakiniku. It was for Angela’s and Christine’s early birthdays but I shamelessly included myself too cos when my birthday was here, noone else was around, *sad look wtf.
Anyway the dinner was all you can eat and since there were 6 of us (me, Ang, Neal, Christine, Morgan and Dan), we had 2 frying things (see above) to use.
So me and Neal and Angie shared one and the other 3 shares the other.
Eating with Angie and Neal was damn stressful!
Cos it was 2000 yen so I vowed to eat until i couldn’t breathe.
And the other 2 also eat damn a lot. So it was a stressful and exciting time wtf fighting for meat with them.
And over at the other table Christine was peacefully picking up cooked meat and giving it to Morgan and Neal. No sense of competition, won’t get far in life wtf.
Told you it was competitive. See how fast Neal is scooping food.
Me, Ang & Christine also went to Nanba, Osaka with Andrea and Christin.
SUpposed to have a lot of good shops but couldn’t find any.
Too expensive.
Last night was the AKP farewell party:( Me with my favorite people. Neal was trying to tickle me and I think Trey poked Angie at the same time haha.
Ayumi, Ruby, Danny, me and David.
Me and Danny. (the one who tried to seduce me then went to dance with the old lady in Kanazawa)
Me and Andrea Dreskin. The girl who thought I was shallow and spoiled when she first met me:( And whom I got mad at for being too busy and making me think she was trying to push our group work to the rest of us. But we ended up being good friends:)))
Me and Miho (3rd host sister) I look like shit here though.
Me and David with Santa Claus wtf. No la! This is Lipman, my favorite teacher in the whole world and the person who’s going to approve my thesis. *prays
After the party some of them went bowling. Of all things wtf. Me, Danielle and David.
Me, Ang, Danielle and David played Asshole instead. And as usual here we are, the Asshole and the Vice Asshole. =.=
We also took sticker pics! Dunno why we think David looks like a British prince! Like Harry or something wtf.
Then we went farewell clubbing. Andrea (Chang), Christine, Jon, Danielle, David, me, Angela.
Looks like David and Danielle went mad wtf. I think this was supposed to be a pimp picture. =.=
More sane. Why my dress looks like pajamas. T_T
Angie, Christine, Aud, Angela, David, Danielle
Trey looks like a buffoon wtf.
A British guy came up to me and handed me a folded pink origami flower wtf. Thought it was quite sweet but then I realised who carries around pink origami paper for occasions like this and thus this means that he folded flowers in preparation of trying to pick girls up while clubbing =.=
And then this morning on the way back!
We always go home at around 6 cos that’s when the public transport starts.
The most cruel shoes in the world were killing me so Neal carried me like a bride wtf and ran to the train.
And before that already David had to piggy back me to the club. T3T
And Trey borrowed someone’s bike and cycled me to Mcds after clubbing. T3T
I was so exhausted by all this carrying wtf that I fell asleep on the bus!
And missed my stop and ended up in some rural area again!!!
I had to confess to the driver and he laughed at me wtf.
Then he dropped me off somewhere to take a bus in the opposite direction back to my house.
Phew.
Because I am:
a) an avid follower of trends
b) bored and tired of studying
c) kiasu and want to keep up with Tze and Suet
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God bless the souls of the victims at Virginia Tech.
I keep thinking what if it had been Mount Holyoke. 
As usual, when it happens that the person who committed the crime isn’t white, people start coming up with racist shit.
I read on AOL a forum topic titled “Why are Canadians Less Violent?”
This ignorant redneck answered:
BECAUSE NO THIRD WORLD TRASH LIVES IN THAT COUNTRY, THEY ALL COME TO AMERICA, ALONG WITH THE TERRORISTS, WHO ARE ALL WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS!.
BJ at 5:55PM on Apr 17th 2007
I say fuck you, ignorant asshole.
Darren said racism scares the shit out of him and I agree. It fucking depresses me, how in the 21st century, people still stick to a concept INVENTED by colonisers back in the day of imperialism, which most anthropologists and many scientists also believe that it’s not a true one.
This is what I believe: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RACE.
Humans are one subspecies and there is no group smaller than a subspecies. We all learned that in Bio, if not primary school science.
Scientists have found there is more genetic diversity in one “race” than in between “races”
Nothing differentiates us other than culture, diet and language.
How could you tell where one race ends and where one begins?
If you walked the earth starting from the north all the way down to the equator, you would notice that the people you meet have darker and darker skin, hair and eyes.
But where could you tell this is where the French end and the Italians start? How would you know a Chinese from a Korean? A Filipino from a Vietnamese?
Race was only invented as a reason for the Western powers to conquer other countries. So they could convince themselves that other countries needed conquering because we weren’t as smart or as powerful as the Westerners.
It’s sad that people are still afraid of those who don’t look like them
People look like how they do because of the climate of where their ancestors were born and the food they eat.
They act the way they do because of how they were brought up, what they learned, and their circumstances.
Not because their “race” is genetically different from yours.
I wanna say “difference is what makes us” but I’m going to stop here because this is getting too cheesy for words wtf.
Anyway, look at these!
I didn’t lose them after all! They were in Yukiko’s suitcase, I thought I took them out already. =.=
This has put me in a good mood for the past 2 days!
Mummy and Daddy Ooi are going home tomorrow.
Apparently Mummy bought too much and when Fat Her asked how are they going to bring my stuff back now, she said:
“We came all the way to Japan and instead of our own things we have to bring back Audrey’s! We’ll ask her to ship her things home!”
She doesn’t even get excited about clothes or shoes like any sane woman.
She gets excited about small kitchen things like spoons and cuticle scrapers.
Today at the 100 yen store, she bought weights.
WEIGHTS!
FOR LIFTING!
Daddy saw her looking at them and said, “Why are you buying weights! It’ll take up unneccessary weight!”
Mum gave him the evil eye and huffed, “I’m just joking la!”
And when his back was turned, she ran to the counter and paid for them.
Holy mama I am sick again.
This time with a cold – runny nose and aching body. Breath feels hot but don’t think I have fever.
What do the viruses and bacteria of the world have against me! Do I have AIDS! wtf.
(choi choi tai ka lai si touch wood )
((don’t you think that tai ka lai si sounds like whole family diarrhea))
But can you believe it, I finished all my 3 papers! 3 papers in one weekend!
Just call me God now wtf.
Seriously I have never written anything this fast! Other than my blog (but not when I post pictures)
Cos usually I’ll write 5 words, refresh my blog and read comments, write 5 words, go to Youtube and type Olivia Newton John so what I am a fan!, refresh all my bookmarked blogs, go to IMDB and read movie trivia (I am addicted), go to WIkipedia and jump from link to link, check my torrents, watch the time count down wtf yadda yadda
But this time I managed to finish without much procrastinating because I really wanna go shopping, haven’t been ever since Taiwan where I bought a pair of adorable red with white polkadots peeptoe pumps and left it in the hotel/taxi!
ROAR!
Especially cos the shoes cost 200+ Taiwanese $ which adds up to…very little in ringgit:(((((
Back to my point, it really works if you tell yourself if you finish this task by whatever time, you’re entitled to a reward.
Which in my case was, if I finished my essay I got to take a shower! wtf.
It really works ok! Not that I don’t shower everyday, but when you’re sitting in front of the computer the whole day with your hair up in rollers (for volume), teddy bear pajamas and tea tree oil on your forehead, all you want to really do is go and stand in front of the hot water and wash your …toes wtf.
Okay here comes a wealth of information about me cos I’m going to do my first tag in one year.
(stupid suet ask me to do your tag but cannot copy from your blog how! lucky i smart and steal from jiameei wtf. speaking of which, jiameei why you never ask me to do har)
Layer One: On The Outside
Name: Audrey Ooi (don’t need to know chinese name)
Birth Date: 10 February (don’t need to know year)
Current status: broke
Eye Colour: red, time to sleep wtf
Hair Colour: er real hair went back to blond, extensions still red and pink T.T
Righty or Lefty: righty
Layer Two: On The Inside
Your Heritage: i inherited mummy ooi’s gold necklace wtf
Your Fears: dentist, mother yelling my name
Your Weakness: sales
Your Perfect Pizza: don’t like pizza
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: can i skip today when was the last time i skipped school
Your Bedtime: 1-2am!
Your Most Missed Memory: the days when i still remembered how to drive wtf
Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonald’s la burger king damn salty yuck
Single or Group Dates: depends if i’m hiao or not wtf
Adidas or Nike: asadi wtf
Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate! and cookies and cream! and rum and raisin!
Cappucino or Coffee: milo peng
Layer Five: Do You…
Smoke: nope
Curse: in hokkien to trey and then he beats me up *weeps
Take a shower: yea didn’t i say that’s my reward wtf
Have a crush: yes on kamenashi
Think you’ve been in love: of course
Go to school: yesh
Want to get married: of course! do i look like i can live without another’s assistance wtf.
Believe in yourself: most of the time
Think you’re a health freak: no. i take the elevator even though i’m only going to the 2nd floor
Layer Six: In The Past Month
Drank alcohol: yes
Gone to the mall: thank god yes
Been on stage: yes when i was the goddess of mercy in a skit!
Eaten sushi: like every week wtf
Dyed your hair: no! TT
Layer Seven: Have You Ever…
Played A Stripping Game: nope
Changed Who You Were To Fit In: yes. bastard
Layer Eight: Age You’re Hoping
To Be Married: 27! i planned all this out already! marry at 27, give birth at 29, and die at 120 wtf. my life goal is to be the oldest woman in the world wtf.
Layer Nine: In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour: doesn’t matter
Best Hair Colour: doesn’t matter
Short Hair or Long Hair: Longish but not if its curly wtf.
Layer Ten: What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago: watching olivia newton john on youtube this has got to stop
1 Hour Ago: doing homework
4.5 Hours Ago: watching tv with okaasan (why is my life so boring)
1 Month Ago: In Taiwan hohohoho
1 Year Ago: probably eating honey ham or shrimp which are my only salvations in mhc
Layer Eleven: Finish The Sentence
I Love: seeing clothes with prices tags in my closet
I Feel: like i need to pee
I Hate: it when i see this girl in my class who picks her nose then eats it
I Hide: receipts from mummy ooi (mummy – no la hahahaa just joking ahem)
I Miss: chicken rice god do i ever
I Need: more money, new extensions, my red shoes back, that girl to stop eating her nose shit
Okay I can sleep in peace wtf.
GOD I FINALLY FINISHED TWO PAPERS!
One more paper and a presentation to go! And then I can study for exams wtf.
So Mummy Ooi and Fat Her are in Kyoto.
It’s been pretty fun bringing them around the city. I think living here for 7 months has made me used to it, so bringing them around made me look at the city with new eyes again:)
Me and Mum with neighbor’s flowers. I realise Mummy likes taking pictures with flowers and Fat Her likes taking pics with food wtf.
Yasaka Shrine
Fat Her in Gion with bunch of Spanish dudes singing Guantaramera wtf. DUnno why.
Finally a good shot from Fat Her! A maiko walking by us.
Another great shot from Fat Her. He’s on a roll wtf.
Fat Her said I looked ‘style’ wtf and took this shot. Not that nice also.
Then we went to Miyako Odori, which is a dance performance put on by geisha and maiko of Gion every spring.
(It’s the performance that Sayuri danced in in Memoirs of a Geisha)
Very prestigious!
5 minutes after the show started, Fat Her settled himself down and said, “Okay time to sleep.”
WTF!
He was the one who wanted to watch it somore! Mummy didn’t care and I’d already seen it 3 years back.
Then he started snoring.
Ang moh next to him turned around to stare.
I nudged him awake.
5 minutes later, I heard snoring again.
Ok la I fell asleep too wtf.
It’s not that it’s boring! It’s super interesting!
Ok it was a little boring in the middle.
We were seated in boxed areas on cushions. When i fell asleep I also fell backwards.
The shock scared me so much I stayed awake for the rest of the show. And managed to get lots of great pics!
Like this!
I think in this one, the lady died and she was going to heaven in the cloud carriage.
The whole cast.
Aren’t the costumes gorgeous!
Fallen sakura petals.
Ohoh! At Nishiki Market, I caught Fat Her looking left to right surreptitiously, then pinching food samples and putting them into his mouth discreetly. Look at that guilty face.
Okay la let me talk about Universal Studios Japan too.
In front of the globe.
With our free tickets woohoo from Christine’s host mother.
Hello Kitty’s treasure box.
Hello Kitty performance taken by Angela. I missed it cos I was lining up with David and Christine for the Hollywood Dream roller coaster which seriously made me think I was going to die and my life flashed before my eyes and my knuckles turned white wtf.
This is the ET ride. We were waiting in line when ET appeared from the bushes wtf. Of course it’s a robot. I tried to take this pic with night mode but my hands were shaky and ET looks like he’s slamming into the tree hahahaahhaha.
You know how ET is supposed to say your name before you leave! The fucker didn’t.
Posing with him.
Back to the Future ride. Sorry ar my bra is showing.
I’m going to develop this pic!
Sesame Street parade! My favorite is Ernie! (And Grover, Baby Bear and Telly)
I throw a heck of a punch wtf.
Posing with Woody Woodpecker and I dunno who else.
The building behind is 2 dimensional!
Jumping shot where all of us look hideous.
HAHAHAH David looks like a cheerleader.
At the Jurassic Park gift shop.
Coca Cola store.
A skit we had to do in class. I was the Goddess of Mercy -_-, Danny was a samurai and David was a geisha with an afro HAHAHAHAHHAHA
At Nagoya.
Ok back to my papers.
God I’m so bogged down with work I don’t know what to do with myself.
I have:
1 5 page literature paper
1 6 page history paper
1 8 minute presentation on ganguro
1 oral exam with the most pan cute teacher in the world
2 final exam in Japanese
1 more 3 page history paper
I don’t even have time to shit wtf. Thank god my stomach feels fine now.
Though my poop is still diarrhea-like. T___________T
And Mummy and Fat Her Ooi are coming to Kyoto tomorrow! Which means I have to finish everything in like 2 days so I can bring them around! *weeps*
Wanna blog more also cannot.
Back to my Meiji paper. *crawls*
Me and my new baby at Universal Studios.
Hello everyone!
Here I am, crawling back from the brink of death to blog wtf.
Truth be told, I’ve been suffering from chronic diarrhea and mild fever for the past few days.
By chronic, I mean pooping 20 times a day (I’m not even exaggerating this time)
Yes it’s that bad!
Today I’m better cos I managed to shit just 5 times! *glowing eyes wtf
I shat until I bled!
(People with weak stomachs should leave now)
I shat until I nearly burst into tears!
To stop myself from feeling like I had to crap all the damn time, I slept the whole day! But as soon as I opened my eyes, I had to run to the toilet:(((
I shat until I swear I lost about 3kg:((((
I spent so much time in the loo that I finished Haruki Murakami’s Dance Dance Dance, re-read Shusaku Endo’s Silence for my lit class and read half a fashion magazine (not just looking at pictures but reading all the words too!)
Pooped until my stomach is concave now!
In this condition, I had to WALK myself to the hospital cos my okaasan can’t drive, and on the way was overcome by another pang and feared that I would crap my pants on the road (oh the shame!)
I lost all appetite and even had to leave my porridge half eaten to go take yet another poop.
God I’m exhausted.
Doctor said it’s probably some stomach bacterial infection and gave me some medicine. Then I had to shit another time in the hospital before walking home again wtf.
To those people who still haven’t received my replies to your mails about our shopping endeavor, this is why. I had more pressing matters to attend to. 🙁 Sorry ya.
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