These are busy times, what with finals and presentations (WHICH I DETEST).
Also busy angling for an internship with Fat Her Ooi’s friend’s company in Tokyo.
Aud: “Daddy, I sent you my resume already, amend as necessary.”
Fat Her: “Okay will check tomorrow, now what time already.”
Aud: “Say hello to Gerald [company owner] for me. Ask him if he wants anything from Japan.” wtf.
….
I’m picking up skills wtf.
Anyway I’m taking time off to blog because because I’m damn annoyed by stupid Trey.
The other day we were talking online about anal sex. wtf. That’s only cos that’s all he ever thinks about. (Sex, that is)
He asked me have I ever thought of trying it. =.=
I said no, cos I don’t find it appealing at all and I’m sure it’d hurt like hell.
He said, normal sex isn’t appealing either. What’s so sexy about a sweaty guy bumping up against you wtf.
I said yea, but it goes into different holes okay.
He said, no the positions are the same anyway.
(You get what I mean right? Don’t wanna say so much, my blog is rated G wtf)
I said, that’s not the point. The point is, I still don’t find it attractive in any way so I won’t do it.
And the fucker said, you’re so closeminded. Just because you haven’t tried something before and you think it’s gross and bad, you’re not going to try it.
WTFFFFF PUKIMAK LANCIAO.
I don’t wanna try ma don’t wanna try la! What’s the problem! Am I condemning people who have anal sex?
No.
Am I bringing religion into this, saying that you’ll go to hell if you do it up the butt?
No.
Do I have to want to try everything in the world before I can be considered open-minded?
What if I’m afraid of heights and refuse to bungee jump? Does that mean I’m narrow-minded?
Fuck off la why would I want to try something I don’t like and brings me pain.
And look who’s talking about being open-minded! This is the guy that tells Angela she’s stupid every time she makes a grammar mistake when she talks.
Of course la, English isn’t even her first language! Ask him to speak Chinese see if he can or not.
This is the guy who thinks Angela and I are weird when we use fork and spoon to eat rice. JUST BECAUSE AMERICANS DON’T USE THESE TWO IN COMBINATION TO EAT.
This is the guy who tried his very best to spill my cup when I was drinking, and when I lost my temper and threw the whole paper cup at him, he got mad.
I would like to call him a supremist redneck but that would make me as bad as him.
Just because people don’t think the same way as him, or come from different cultural backgrounds, he terms them weird.
And if we don’t think as “liberally” as he does, we’re “narrow-minded” and “naive”.
If he’s so like that, why doesn’t he just stay in America! Why come to a foreign country if you’re not going to accept different people’s mentality?
I don’t know why I’m friends with him.
Oh ya, cos on the first day he helped me carry my suitcase at the airport wtf.
And thanks to it, we hang out in the same group of people now. Haih wtf. I like him most of the time (even when he’s picking on me and kicking my ass, literally) but in cases like this…
I promise, before we leave Japan I’ll tell him exactly what i think of him.
Dear Prudence,
Happy 20th birthday my love! I hope you’re having a nice time getting drunk and pissing off Pugin at your party which I’m NOT invited to. hmph. wtf.
No la no la, seriously, I hope you have/had a wonderful day regardless of my presence. *draws circles in corner
Even though we met just months ago (not online I assure you! We met through, er, Brother Ooi and Lim Pugin and Yeff Tan wtf.), the stars were aligned right wtf and in just a week Prudence Pang Tze Ching turned out to be one of my best friends. Even though she’s such a bitch and i don’t know why I put up with her.
No la no la! You know I love you! *manjas on Tze’s lap* Even though I abandoned you for Japan and you abandoned me for Semenyih/cow country, we should thank ourselves for making time to bitch, gossip and emo on MSN.
Even though I thought you were arrogant and lansi on first meeting, I’m glad we overcame that and fell in love with each other wtf. So have a great day, my love! (Pugin, she likes Gucci.)
Obligatory fugly pics.
As though I can resist putting this up hahahahahahaha. This was you sans makeup, pre-Audrey eyebrow makeover and wearing some salted vegetable of a tshirt.
You look like you’re nodding very vigorously hahahahahaha.
And here you’re letting your tongue hang out and shaking your head in a frenzy.
Nah to equalise things a bit.
There, nice normal pretty picture of you.
I tried stealing photos of your blog but cannot:(. Funny I couldn’t find any really nice shots of you in my computer. Must be standing next to you, my beauty dazzled you wtf.
Love, Aud.
P/S: If that A Cut Above man called you, I’m going to be very pissed.
I have a problem.
My left big toe is numb.
And has been for days.
When I pinch it or poke it there’s no feeling!
At first I thought I walk too much in Japan so I developed extra thick toe skin or something.
But no it’s numb! How ar? Will it fall off and leave me doomed to a fate of imbalance forever wtf.
Anyway, pictures from Tokyo, 2nd day.
We went to so many places I swear that’s where all my money went. To Tokyo’s train sytems.
Dahlah all the trains are crowded beyond belief. Until I cannot breathe cos everyone is taller than me. 🙁
Until when the train comes we stand in the ready set go pose to run in and get seats. Get lost old people I’m not giving you my seat.. I need it more than you, you didn’t walk around in heels the whole day. wtf. (Disclaimer: I do give up my seats to senior citizens and women with kids okay! All the time in fact. But if it’s been a long heely day, sorry, no.)
Anyway, trains are crowded until I can rest my shopping bags on some sitting man’s lap while Angela put her handbag on his chest hahahahahaa.
Until some salaryman’s dandruff dropped on me WTF damn gross.
Until Angela straddled some sitting man’s leg and nearly sat on him when the train stopped hahahahaahah.
Until I left my balloon on some angry-looking high school boy’s head wtf.
Anyway, the first place we went to was Akihabara cos I wanted to look at cameras.
With Kasumi-chan, Shin-chan’s older sister. Yes those are my extensions.
Akihabara’s Electric Town. Which was a complete waste of time and money because the stuff there were all more expensive than Kyoto’s. Don’t believe tour guides when they tell you it’s cheap. Nothing is cheap in Tokyo. Except maybe stolen fake nails. wtf.
Then we went to Ginza because I had to meet with Fat Her’s friend’s daughter who was living in Tokyo.
The other two went and roamed Ginza by themselves.
Ginza.
Christine, a disappearing man and some old lady’s hand.
Heart shaped advert!
More of Ginza I think.
Since Ooi wasn’t there, they took a picture with Hepburn! Hahaha so witty. wtf.
Ooi was reunited with Yew and Luo!
And we went to Roponggi.
And met up with David! Group is getting bigger wtf.
And we went to Tokyo Tower!
David was already there and he was rushing to meet us at some shops nearby. Rush until he didn’t see this two poles and a chain in his path and he tripped over it and fell down HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Shiiit la here I go laughing at people’s misfortune again.
Guess whose idea it was for this uber cool shot!
Then we went to Shibuya to meet up with the rest and find a club.
As you can see, I wasn’t dressed for clubbing.
Funny, Japanese seem to start clubbing a lot later than Americans and Malaysians. We left at 4 and there were still people coming in. And I think the club didn’t get full until about 1.
Christine & Angela dancing in very cool sexy ways.
Me being forced to dance and take a pic. I don’t dance.
Still being sexy.
And then there’s me.
Okay, I do dance. But in the most horrid way possible, apparently.
I can’t move my hips.
And I guess I’m one of those people who, when the beat sounds once, I jump up and down 3 times. :(((((
Trey kept laughing.
And proceeded to kick me everytime the beat sounded. :((((
Eh how somebody teach me to dance la. But not my ballroom dance teacher cos she’s given up. wtf.
Christine looks like a yellow snake HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA <3
I like this picture. I wonder why they’re drinking water though.
Attack of the cocktail.
Cos we’re both so red, Christine looks more like the Simpsons than ever.
Us with kelsey and i forgot his name.
There were a few dance performances. They were very good actually. Hahahahah I put up this pic cos the guy on the right looks like he’s moving damn fast hahahaha.
Just cause there’s no picture of Neal.
Fuh not so red already.
Okay faster comment Angela & Christine didn’t take all these pictures for nothing wtf.
============EDIT: It turns out I was missing some very nice pictures, so here goes! read again okay!============================
*dusts hands*
Okay so I’ve FINALLY gotten hold of Tokyo pictures. I think I have to split Tokyo blogging by day la because there’s so many things to talk about so here goes.
We arrived in Tokyo at 6am. The bus just dropped us off at the side of the street wtf I dunno why also! So there we were, struggling with our luggage and shivering, wearing fucking shorts and stockings only niama.
At 6am the only place to take cover from the cold was this nearby post office while waiting for Angela’s mum’s friend Auntie Sally to come pick us up.
But not before we went into the post office, used their toilet and got yelled at by the guards for using their freaking toilet (wtf not like we bombed it and left it full of brown stuff right – want me to get kidney stones ar? wtf) and THEN got kicked out into the street again to freeze. 🙁
I hate Tokyo people.
But then Aunt Sally came to get us, we dropped off our stuff at her house and straightaway went off to Disneysea!
Disney is really the happiest place on earth I promise! Now I know why Fat Her got teary-eyed when we went to Disneyland Anaheim when I was 12.
You could hear Disney tunes everywhere you walked! And everything was so bright and cheery! I nearly cried a couple of times too wtf.
At the train station.
We had to take a monorail thingy from the entrance to the theme park itself. Damn cute right look at the windows!
And look at the things you hold at the top. wtf. What are those called ar?
We bought tickets!
At the entrance:)))
The first thing we did was buy headgear. Mine is Minnie Mouse, Christine’s is Marie, the cat from Aristocats (Dunno why Marie-chan so popular here) and Angela’s is some slutty looking leopard print thing with Minnie hanging from one ear. wtf.
We took this picture while waiting in line for this thing calle Ariel’s Grotto Greeting or something like that. Celaka we waited for I swear more than half an hour and still the line maybe moved 10 spots. I was damn impatient and kept walking to the front but I couldn’t see anything.
Then finally Angela & Christine went to ask a nearby Disney staff what this ride was for.
He said, “Oh no, it’s not a ride. You’re lining up to take a picture with Ariel.”
“TAKE A PICTURE?”
“Yes, but you have to pay for it of course.”
“So all we can do is stand with Ariel and TAKE A PICTURE?”
“Of course not, you get to talk to her too.”
WTF who wants to line up for a whole fucking hour to pose for a picture with Ariel! No wonder the line was full of toddlers and their parents!
Dahlah Ariel isn’t even the real Ariel, it’s just some woman wearing a red wig and fins. And she’ll probably be speaking Japanese and then what are we going to do? Ask her how’s Triton and her sea kingdom in Japanese?
So we drowned our sorrows by going to Sebastian’s Underwater World (I forgot the name so I made it up). It’s this indoor thing with lots and lots of kiddy rides very fun!
Pretty right!
Our first ride of the day (and the best wtf). Jumping Jellyfish ride!
David & Christine in their Jellyfish.
Me & Angie on ours.
Eh this ride damn scary okay don’t play wtf. It’s a drop, like Genting Solero Shots wtf. No la, it’s called Jumping Jellyfish so what it does is the Jellyfish just goes up and down the whole time.
But quite scary to me because everytime it went down I left my stomach up there wtf.
After that very exciting ride, we went for ta-dah, Flounder’s Flying Fish ride.
Dunno what I was doing.
Flounder’s etc etc. Eh wait! It’s not Flounder! It’s Scuttle’s SOmething ride! Look there he is in the middle, probably holding a dinglehopper.
Yea this was the ride I cried on.
Now THIS is Flounder’s Flying Fish.
Mouseketeers HAHA. wtf.
Hehe very cute.
20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea!
Very cool, you get inside like an oldfashioned submarine and get submerged and get to look at all the underwater scenery and apparently there are aliens living underwater according to Disney.
And then you get attacked by a monster electric eel and then you die. wtf.
We watched a Little Mermaid performance.
It was quite cool cos Ariel was suspended by cables and flying/swimming around.
David took one look at Ariel and whispered, “She’s kind of fat, isn’t she.”
Then the staff came up to us and told us to stop taking photos. So no more.:(
The story was damn stupid because Ariel’s all like oooh I wanna be where the people are and see ’em dancing. Then Ursula appears to make her wish come true.
Then Sebastian sings Under the Sea to convince her to stay, right?
And she does! WTF. And the story ended.
MAT 7!!!!
I forgot where
With Gaston! The chef from Little Mermaid! Les Poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee haw haw haw wtf.
The Arabian Nights section! (Still making things up)
Much prettier than Masjid Negara.
Aladdin’s Carnival Carousel!
Christine was happy.
Angela was happy. So was David even though before that he complained incessantly about how he hated merry-go-rounds because all you do is go round and round.
And here I am scared out of my wits. wtf. I’m even wearing the safety belt.
My horse was quite high okay! I don’t like heights much.
And it wasn’t even a horse. Everybody got pretty ponies and elephants and genies and I got some ugly bird. Jaafar’s pet?
The genie that everybody wanted to ride. DUnno why he was purple. Maybe he turned pale cos he was scared too HAHAHA geddit.
I think this was like the bazaar for Aladdin.
very pretty right! That’s all I can say wtf
I forgot what was this.
Thanks for blocking my face.
Happy place!
Climbing a magic rope.
Disney Xmas tree!
It’s called Sea of Dreams – must be their annual theme, I dunno.
They had an outdoor show! Where I nearly turned into a block of ice and was preserved wtf.
This is the best show in the world. Better than Grease, better than Saturday Night Fever.
The whole time me and Angela clutched each other with goofy smiles on our faces (Goofy HAHAH GEDDIT) and wanted to tear. I’d love to work in a show like this! But if I did I’d probably have to mop the floor or something cos I can’t dance for nuts.
When I get the video from Christine I’ll post it up!
We met up with Neal, Trey and the rest. They waited 160 minutes wtf for Tower of Terror and so missed most everything else. Suckers.
Am I strong or am I strong! I carried Trey who’s 2x my weight! Eh seriously, it’s not a camera trick or anything.
And the day ended with fireworks:)))
I still haven’t received all the Tokyo pictures yet therefore I refuse to blog about it:(
To my surprise Angela told me we only took around 300 pictures. I thought we took thousands wtf. But I guess that’s because the second half of the trip we took videos instead of photos.
So the Tokyo trip post can wait a day until I get them all from Angela!
Today was the first day of my English tuition teacher job.
I was terrified, to be honest. When I arrived, 2 girls and a boy stampeded down the stairs to stare at me and ask me why I didn’t look white. wtf.
And the textbook handed to me contained the most boringest shit ever. Things like “Excuse me, I ordered the coffee 30 minutes ago and it hasn’t arrived.”
Even if I take off my clothes and shout out that line while dancing it wouldn’t be interesting. wtf.
The good thing is that the teacher who hired me told me I didn’t need to follow the book and could just do whatever I want yay!
And I only have five students. I seriously felt like Great Teacher Onizuka wtf cos none of them looked studious and kept bickering among themselves.
But once I got them talking about their hobbies and girlfriends/boyfriends it was okay. :))
They’re not that disciplined I think but they’re very friendly and talkative, which is good, even though their grammar sucks.
And the first few questions they asked me was “do you have a boyfriend” and “what is your height?” wtf.
Oh I think Japanese kids are a lot better-looking and more mature-looking than their Malaysian counterparts. wtf. I don’t think Japanese college students are more goodlooking but I dunno why the middle school kids are a lot cuter than Malaysians.
I don’t feel like a teacher and they don’t look like my students.
After class was over, I was supposed to wait at the convenience store next door for Naoko to pick me up. The 2 girls, Reimi and Mai decided to wait with me cos they thought it was dangerous.
WTF! Where got students worry about teacher’s safety wan. I feel stupid wtf. Oh well quite sweet of them anyway: I think I’ll enjoy this job:)
Sorry ar this entry not funny at all. Will blog more tomorrow okay!
Some reasons why Malaysian and Aussie sticker machines can fuck off. wtf.
Guess who’s back from Tokyo!
A quick update because as of yet, no photos from Angela or Christine yet – thanks a lot, guys.
Let me just give you the highlights.
1) Disneysea rocked my socks. It was the best thing about my Tokyo trip! Don’t listen to stupid people like Trey and Neal who tell you that watching live shows with Mickey and Donald are a waste of time, they’re tragic people with no childhoods.
Everything was so goddamn pretty and cute and “awwww”-inducing. Made me feel nostalgic kau kau. Pictures (which will be up next time) don’t do justice to it. I was so happy and nostalgic that i kept wanting to cry. wtf.
And I did, when I went on the roller coasters. Wtf! What is this! I can take the Genting Solero Shots and the 360 degree loop at Malacca A Famosa Park but when it comes to Flounder’s Flying Fish Ride, which is a ride that goes round and round and is meant for, like, newborns, I clutched Angela’s arm and wept.
And on the Indiana Jones ride, I clutched David’s arm and screamed the whole way. No tears because the wind dried them. wtf.
2) We got interviewed by AP News! You know or not! Like Reuters and Bernama wan. Me and Angela were at Shibuya, the world’s busiest crossing, and there were people giving out flyers for AIDS awareness. (Apparently AIDS is a growing concern here) and there were TV crew and cameras milling around.
Camwhores must be camwhores so we waved to one of the cameras and the crew grabbed us and videotaped us holding the flyers and then interviewed us about what we think of AIDS in Japan. I don’t think I sounded too intellectual because yea ma I never heard of AIDS being an issue here before! But oh well, please turn on BBC or CNBC or NHK or whatever and look for me and Angela.
3) I stole fake nails from Harajuku! wtf. Eh eh don’t report or deport me ar wtf. (I’m a poet and I don’t know it. wtf.) I didn’t STEAL la for god’s sake. It was only 315 yen for what I steal. The nails aren’t even nice. But I think when I was in the 315 yen store, a box of fake nails somehow fell inside my bag and I didn’t find it until later in the sticker machine shop. Oh well, free nails.
4) Not only did we take hundreds of pictures, we outdid our queen camwhore status and videotaped ourselves taking sticker pictures. wtf.
Okay, enough talking. No pictures but I have VIDEOS.
We thought it would be fun to record videos as memories of Tokyo, but the ones of us walking on the streets of Harajuku are too sohai to be put up in public.
I swear from those videos, me, Angie and Christine look like the 3 most annoying people in Japan. You’d want to beat us if you saw them. Plus my voice was extra macho there.
We do have videos of us at home with Shin-chan, who is the two year-old son of Angela’s mum’s friend, whose house we were staying in. I’m posting it up because my voice sounds reasonably normal there and the kid is damn cute.
He makes me want to have a kid but then later regret it and stuff it in a coin locker. WTF.
This is a video of us trying to coax Shin-chan into the room and playing with him. Why this is entertaining: in the 4th minute, he gives me a kiss then hits me in the face. A few times. I hate kids.
Shin-chan turns into a player and distributes kisses to Angela, Christine, his older sister and me.
Er we’re speaking Japanese to the kid and we suck at it. But who cares la, too cute not to post up. In the first video, hairou means “come in”
hajimemashite – how
nioi ga warui/kusai – smelly
kitanai – dirty
oyasumi – good night
kisu shite hoshi – I want a kiss
2nd video:
Chu chu ga nai – no kiss
Chu chu ga hoshi – I want a kiss
I forgot to blog about AKP’s Thanksgiving party because I’m not American. wtf.
The vast array of food, to which I contributed…sandwiches. wtf.
Me, my host sister Naoko (ISN’T SHE GORGEOUS!!!!) and ever-pretty Angela. I look like a ho bag next to them. wtf. A PINK ho bag.
An action pink ho bag. wtf.
Comrade Luo practising her Red march again. See the eyes shining full of love for China. wtf.
Buluh terbang! The old traditional kind of course. I failed to make it spin.
This is what I use the library and its books for.
Don’t worry Mum and Dad! I’m still very much the nerd you know and love!
My grades for this whole year don’t count at all, only the credits transfer and my GPA remains the same, but I dunno why I’m so stressed out anyway, study like shiiiiet only. So don’t need to fear your daughter turning cool. wtf.
Eh kids, not studying doesn’t mean cool okay. Don’t simply say I teach you bad things ar. Just like “say no to sex rambang” wtf.
Oh yea, since I never posted any pictures of my room, here goes. I didn’t take photos of the room per se, but since I took a bunch of pics for Jolene’s r.age article, here goes.
Nice or not my bed! My okaasan gave me all pink stuff!
Desk.
Closet. Eh dammit my closet damn fugly and messy. The towel hanging there like some salted vegetable.
Okay, going to sleep now.
Because guess who is going to Tokyo tomorrow!
You’re right, Angela and Christine!
With me of course. wtf.
Is a Disneyland dei! I mean Disneysea because Disneyland is lame.
No la no la! I love both equally! I mean, I know I will love both equally. Just that since all of us have been to Disneyland, now go to Disneysea la.
Anybody want anything from Tokyo?
No more requests for Bathing Ape ar, Yeff Tan. Or Gatas HP Brilliant or whatever. Or it’s a 123 breakup. wtf.
Wonders of wonders!
I’ve finally gotten a job. wtf.
Please don’t misconstrue this (eh “misconstrue” is now my favorite word next to “wtf”, “mat 7” and “ano ne” wtf), and think that I’ve been procrastinating in finding work okay. But I’ve just received my permit to work part-time here so tah-dah brand new job waiting for me.
*ahem*
I am going to be an English tutor.
For 3rd year middle school students, no less.
Oh god. 4 boys and 2 girls towering over me and not understanding a word I say. And what if they’re like the kids in GTO. -_-
But! It’s just 1 hr and 20 minutes a week and I get 3000 yen for it! Which is about RM90.
And THIS is what I’m going to buy with it. Eh click ar. wtf.
Is a new camera dei.
Fcuk off useless piece of metal wtf. Spent RM100+ just to repair you and you die as soon as I get to Japan.
Speaking of metal pieces committing harakiri on me, my MD player also died when I got here.
EH shaddup about how who the hell uses MD players anymore everybody owns Nanos and Shuffles now but I’m sorry okay I don’t spend on gadgets and besides the player was a hand-me-down from Brother Ooi.
And maybe an electronic dictionary so I can stop borrowing my okasan’s one.
Anyway, Uji. We went to Byodouin which is a World Heritage Site.
Actually I’m sorry I can’t tell you what this is specifcally. Part of the temple la.
The truth is, Angela and I arrived LATE, so we had to rush around before it closed, and we took a lot of random pictures so we could say yes we had been to Byodouin like what I am doing now but because of that i can’t tell you what is what. 🙁
As you can see, my linguistics professor drinks way too much beer.
Angela looks like she’s standing in front of some backdrop.
Why I look so short today!
Yalah our roots are showing.
Okay! I finally know where this is! This was on the way to the famous red Uji bridge where that person jumped off.
Me being damn sung/ulu/kampung.
I swear to God she looks like a Communist full of hope for a Red future. wtf.
JJ being emo on the bridge. Moments after this, he dropped his coke can into the river.
I’m sure he broke some UN law doing that, World Heritage Site and all.
Eh did you know Mount Kinabalu is designated as a World Heritage site also? Last I heard, Malaysia was trying to get Malacca designated as one too, which is damn stupid because which part of Malacca now is important to the culture of the human species? NOTHING. Chicken rice balls are delicious, but do they tell you something about the history of humans? No.
Not done with JJ yet. This was what he was looking at.
Actually, he was taking this photo with Angela, and his coke can was in the front compartment of his backpack and that’s how it fell into the river.
Eh does this look like a karaoke video? Or should I turn around more and face the blowing wind and look forlorn? wtf.
Angela cannot make karaoke videos cos she looks like she kap liu. wtf.
Remember the man playing the saxophone across the river?
Everbody sat there and listened to him and emo-ed.
JJ.
Laura.
Angela.
Me.
And the stork. wtf.
Hello blog stalkers.
Today we’re going to conduct an experiment.
But first, a little secret of mine.
I am the one of the most chronic blog stalkers around. I think I visit 20-30 blogs regularly, possibly about 10 everyday just because they update damn frequently.
I am such a stalker that sometimes I even know what car some bloggers drive, what makeup techniques they use and whether they’ve had surgery. wtf.
From my above statement it’s obvious I really like blogs written by girls who talk about clothes and have lots of pictures. Yes lah I’m as shallow as my bra cup. wtf.
So, so, I’ve decided to post up some of the links of people whose blogs I really like…
Wait, wait, actually I don’t know if that’s such a good idea. What if they don’t like me randomly posting their links up, privacy issues and all, gang up on me and er spam me? wtf.
Okay just putting their names.
The reason why I’m doing this is cos I wanna find out if they read me too. Since I read Tze before I met her and and amazingly we clicked damn well and now we’re in The Club <3 with Suet.
So here goes.
Simply Sherve.
Thiathia.
KhingYiing
SmallsWong
Okay that’s it. These are the ones I stalk like their own shadows. wtf. So tell me if you read me too okay! Quite fun isn’t it!
For everyone else, please leave me a comment if you like me too la okay. Cos I never know who reads me. Thanks, cos I’m in a manja/sa jiao/teh pau mood today and I want to be loved. Mat 7.
Anyway Suet said today I must write a serious entry because I have no depth, since my entries are all stupid and pointless and filled with wtfs.
So here goes.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Just had to get it out of my system.
Actually I think my topic is kind of stupid but oh well.
I’m lucky enough in my life to never have felt unhappy enough to want to end my own life just so I’ll stop feeling pain.
People always say that people who commit suicide are stupid, that they’re weak, cowardly, stupid and are not giving themselves another chance yada yada.
Right now Japan is facing a huge issue with schoolkids who are bullied commiting suicide. Every time my okaasan watches the news, she shakes her head and says “Yowai da naa.” which means “Aren’t they weak.”
Fuck I feel like laughing.
I’m always like this! Once I was at Atmos at New Year’s or Christmas standing outside and there was a bunch of ah bengs running around with spray cans of fake snow.
There was a beggar sitting at the side. He had stumps for legs.
The ah bengs ran past him one by one and sprayed him with fake snow.
And he couldn’t escape of course because er, he had no legs?
I know I know! All of you are thinking what a fucking horrible thing to do. And it is! But I dunno why, when I saw it I burst out laughing.
Even though I did think that was a shitty thing to do! But seriously I dunno why I found it funny at the same time.
Yea yea I know everybody hates me for being such a heartless bitch now.
Anyway back to my serious story.
My point is, you can’t really judge or condemn a person if you’ve never been in his shoes. I always say too that people who kill themselves are taking the easy way out and they’re not appreciating the lives that they’ve been given.
But who would kill themselves for fun? What they went through must have been extreme for them to end their lives, say goodbye to everyone they ever knew, the only world they ever lived in. Point made.
Btw, this is part of a new kick I’m on, to not be so judgmental and not to bitch about others too much.
Kthxbai.
Celaka my blog entry damn boring, thanks a lot Suet.
Preview for next blog entry: Field trip to Uji, where the Tale of Genji is set, for all you literature fans out of there.
Me being emo, near the bridge where one of the characters jumped off it to commit suicide. Actually there was a man playing the saxophone across the river. Fucking romantic.
Genji asked me what I see in her brother. Is it his dressing?
Er, I guess so. As it happens, since I am an Ah Lian, I’d rather have someone who wore cuffs, chains on his pants and suspenders than someone who wears t-shirts and pants every day of his life. Or flat caps with stickers on ’em, HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. (I’m sorry, you know who you are.)
And dammit, we’re at the age now where everyone’s boyfriends are getting fat. Gone are the days back in high school where every boy had sticks for limbs and veins on their arms wtf.
*thinks*
Yoh, I really am getting old
Only one and a half years to graduation, yo!
(Okay la, I’m aware that most of my old classmates are already graduating THIS semester. But still! That one your problem la, not mine.)
In fact, I can already see symptoms in myself getting older!
Like, the maybe partially changing my mind about kids.
And the fine lines around my eyes, oh holy mama!
Mummy, why! How! Don’t say I don’t sleep enough because I am getting regular hours. And don’t say I don’t drink enough water, cos here I am gulping down a big glass now. And I apply the Clarins eyegel religiously so what’s happening!
Hmm. Actually the label just says its meant for puffiness and dark circles, nothing about wrinkles.
And WTF!! I just put it on and it freaking smells like vomit! Mat 7, turned bad already I think. Mummy Ooi, faster tell me which eyecream to buy.
And and, the most drastic of all! I’ve stopped wearing pink!
It’s true it’s true. Time to change my profile, ohhhhhhhhhh. I still buy, say, pink phones and pink stationery, and still ask for pink chopsticks at dinner and pink futons, but I can’t remember the last time I bought a pink article of clothing.
In fact, everytime I go shopping, I’m only attracted to white, gold or purple stuff now. And I used to hate purple. Even when I was in primary school my purple Staedtler color pencil would be the tallest one and the pink one would be the shortest. wtf.
I guess I’m not going to be the mother driving up in her pink Volkswagen Beetle with Hello Kitty plush animals in the back seat to pick up her kids after all. wtf.
Fine, if I can’t be a cute mother I’ll be a pretty mother. wtf.
And I’m still cute okay, because that day I went to get a haircut and the hairstylist said I was cute and did my nihongo homework for me. wtf.
I’m sorry for the pointless entry.
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