Yes la yes la I’m back in boring old South Hadley. Photo blog coming up.
::My new roommate! Us without makeup minutes after we got back from the airport in our new room without any furniture::
::Our naked room::
::The view from our window. Angela says it looks like Africa = = ::
::We tried to unpack::
::Another view of messy room::
::Me with muram face, after being a hero and killing this horrible centipede like insect with lengs as long as its body that crawled out from our dresser::
::After 3 months must camwhore more. Elise, Jeannie, Mild, me and Angie::
::Me and Angela in our stupid green Orientation tshirts. The reason why I baliked so early is cos I stupidly signed up for Orientation 2005. 3 months ago I thought it would be damn fun to do Orientation and tag along to pick up new students from the airport. But when it came to that time I decided it was too early to wake up to pick them up. So I signed up for extra work for nothing. Btw I do not look 7 years old here. Give me a bit of face and say 12 can? ::
:: Uh no comment ::
::Must take a break from cleaning room::
::On the way to Walmart. -___-” Leroy’s favorite store. Wtf. ::
Fuck I’m leaving Malaysia for stupid US again and I won’t be back for a year!
This is a good time to emo.
And put up pics of our last yamcha session. Oh emoness. Darren, don’t feel left out.
::Thank you Jia Min Chung for driving me to go do my hair. Yes I now look about 5 years old thanks to this stupid new fringe. But I still love you for putting up with my constant wrong road directions, sitting thru my complaints of my hair and even smelling my hair when I think it smells weird. hahahaha. ::
:: “I hate you, Shaun.” ::
::Chris and Min. Pan cute betul. “”
::Me and Chris::
::Shaun and Chris. If you notice, Chris can only take pics when he’s holding the camera himself. ::
::Thanks a lot Leroy for looking more like a girl than me. ::
Take care everybody. See you all in one fucking year.
Thank you, ovaries, thank you. Once again you have fucked up.
Thanks to you, I am now popping a grand total of 13 FREAKING PILLS a day!
It all started two years ago that I started taking
AHHH FUCK IT LA OVARIES ALSO MUST MAKE ONE STORY TO TELL AR?
The bottom line is, those stupid ovaries of mine are producing eggs every month but somehow the eggs are not maturing and being released into the Fallopian tubes. It’s called Polycystic Ovaries (PCO).So the ovaries fucking swell and I get stomach pains (that make me skip class in Form 5).
Anyway. Doctor told me to start eating birth control pills to regulate my hormones.
After TWO FUCKING YEARS, they still ain’t working!
I stopped them one month ago to see if I’m ok now and my period didn’t even come, leading to all kinds of absurd scares.
Went to doctor, doctor checked and it turns out I’m not even ovulating. How to have period like that you tell me?
Anyway, Mummy Ooi panicked and dragged me to all sorts of Chinese doctors for alternative healing. I don’t think the Tung Shin doctor from China (speaks with Beijing accent) really understood my condition but she prescribed me a shitload of herbs to boil and drink anyway.
The medicine tasted like somebody dug it out of their ass and threw in a bit of Pil Chi Kit and boiled it all together.
Still, no effect.
So I get dragged to another doctor, who prescribed me 12 FREAKING PILLS TO CONSUME A DAY. Add that with my one birth control pill and there you have the lucky number of 13.
So there you have it. Why I’m swallowing pills by the pound. Can I just pound them up and inject it into my arm? Wtf.
Me and Jia Min have decided that our Shitty Exes should just date each other to see who is the shittier one. Whoever dumps who first loses.Reasons why Liow Wei Zhen and Tan Qizhen should get together (and probably kill each other while at it):
1. They have the exact same birthdate and birthplace so they can have a double celebration. (Which, I think, says a lot to vouch for astrology cos the same birthdate produced the same type of Shitty Ex)
2. They both have ‘Zhen’ in their names.
3. Both think their ex-girlfriends are sluts. Tan thinks that Jia Min will get AIDS while clubbing and Liow tells my best friend and I dunno who else that I fuck around.
4. Both are obsessive. Tan hopes that Jia Min will “suffer as much as he did before she dies” -____-” while Liow is still obsessed with what happens in my life 3 years after breaking up, picks fights online and interrogates me about my Friendster pictures.
5. Funnily enough, both think the other is a bastard for treating their (then) girlfriends like that.
Jia Min says I’m meaner than Willy Wonka.I beg to differ.
We went to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory today. We got our (Golden wtf) tickets but not without a lot of hassle and stress, because they were all fully booked so I waited like a vulture for them to release the reserved tickets.
When we finally snatched up the tickets, a whole horde of about 50-60 screaming wet-nosed children (thankfully without roller shoes) came charging in with 2 or 3 frazzled looking teachers in tow. If there is one thing I hate more than injections and cockroaches, its bratty kids.
Fuck, don’t tell me they’re going to watch Charlie too.
I asked the ticket-tearer, “Eh ini budak semua pergi tengok sama movie dengan saya ah?”
“Ah yalah.”
That did it. Children were racing past us in the corridor and screaming their stupid lungs out. And I dunno why but for some dumb reason I started running along with them, trying to get inside the cinema first.
Then Jia Min got into the swing of things also and she hissed “Go!” and we both separated and started running down the corridor trying to block the kids from running ahead of us.
But then this stupid fat kid came hurtling down the corridor from behind us. The stupid fat kid had the nerve to fling his elbows out to push people out of his way. One of his stupid arms whacked me and I fell to the side.
Served him right when he fell over and spilled his popcorn seconds later. So me and Jia Min reached the cinema door first and we won.
….
I do not believe I am competing with a 10 year old kid on who reaches the cinema first when we already have tickets with our seats on them.
Just because I am so mou liu, here goes:
DARREN
1. When you go home, you must immediately take off your pants and sit around in your boxers.
2. BoA’s No.1 because that’s our song and Morning Musume’s Manpower because you are a Momosu whore. 😛
3. This question is too stupid for words. But I’ll say Konnyaku jelly.
4. “My hair very dirty la.”
5. Swaggering around with Joel Loo in your baggy pants and chewing gum. -_-” Why that one so poser wan? AHHAHAH. Kidding, babe. <3
6. Erm..giraffe? Cos uhh you’re very tall and…you have very thick eyelashes! HAHAHAH dunno la!
7. Aiya, anything I wanna ask you I can do so without worrying what you’ll think. 🙂
9. In five years time you’ll be married to me and settled in Kyoto and Shaun will be living in our spare room. Wtf.
JIA MIN
1. You are obsessed with hygiene and won’t even let me or Ruth touch your bed if we haven’t bathed. -_____-“”
2. I guess its Richard Marx’s Right Here Waiting… haha even though you hate it now!
3. Erm…minty white Mentos? Cos you always “pau” from Hsin wan.
4. “Don’t want la! You finish doing this first! You run off already then my hair how??!”
5. Haha I don’t know if you remember this but it was in secondary school in Form 1 and we were both throwing rubbish into the same bin and you smiled at me and I stared back at you because Davina told me you were a bitch. Hahahaha.
6. Goldfish.
7. For all your temper and explosiveness, I always wondered how you put up with that sei fa hai for 2 years. 🙂
8. Post it up ar!
9. In 5 years time you’ll be tired of wearing white lab coats everyday stuck in the fucking smelly lab and will quit your job and start a hairsalon with me. 😀
HSIN
1. One of your upper front teeth used to be crooked but it slowly slipped into place and became straight.
2. Er the movie Drive Me Crazy starring the girl from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
3. Strawberry.
4. “Hsin-Ee!! What are you doing?!”
5. Seeing you across the classroom in Standard Three. You were wearing a green Utarid tshirt and dark blue cotton track pants with the tiny white line at the side of the leg. Damn cool man.
6. Yoh, dunno la. Stick man? AHAHHAAH I’m sorry I’m sorry! I really dunno!
7. How can you be so thin and have big boobs at the same time?
8. You also another one..put this up.
9. In 5 years time, you’ll be a successful sound engineer (or something like that) married to either Terence or Wu Bai.
ELISE
1. You nearly died having your brows plucked for the first time.
2. That Vienna Teng song.
3. Those horrible diabetic chocolates you made me eat in your room.
4. *i can’t think of anything…*
5. Walking up the fucking mountain during Orientation last year and trying to keep up the conversation with you without blowing too much in your face.
6. A nice guinea pig? I’m sorry everyone I suck at this question la!
7. Why did you come to college so early?
8. Put up put up!
9. You’ll be having some fantastic career (in ANY kind of field – be it as a bigshot company executive or selling pirated DVDs at the side of the road) and probably have 10 kids.
YEN
1. You’re obsessive about your eyebrows.
2. Any song by V6 <3
3. Ranch dressing. HAHAHAHA.
4. “I swear to god there’s someone in the room!”
5. The Bridge!
6. A llama.
7. How did you even start listening to JPop?
8. You already did. XD
9. In 5 years time, you’ll be hosting Shounen Club and Gakkou E Ikkou alongside V6 and which other boyband is hot at that time. You’ll also be married to Ryo Nishikido but will be having a torrid affair with Jin Akanishi. XD
THE END
1. Reply with your name and I’ll respond with something random about you.
2. I’ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I’ll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I’ll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I’ll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I’ll ask you something that I’ve always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.
9. HEAD CHEESE BONUS: I will tell you how I imagine you in five years.
I couldn’t resist the temptation on Yenasa’s blog and posted a comment with my name.
And this is what she came up with.
AUDDI
1. Your brother was once bitten by a koi fish and you always use a ruler to draw lines in Physics class.
2. That Jang Nara song that I think sounds like a Christmas jingle. 😀
3. Strawberry shortcake topped with whipped cream.
4. “I like burnt chicken!” But really, the list goes on forever.
5. THE BRIDGE. ‘Nuff said.
6. YAMADA-KUN
7. What exactly is your medicine for and how did you get it (the condition)?
8. Do or die. <3
9. I imagine you living with me in Japan, working either as a fashion designer or a hair-stylist for some Johnny’s group. You are secretly dating one of the group members, who is six feet tall, and working on launching your variety show career (with me, of course).
In retaliation to Yennie XD :
1. Brother Ooi was once bitten by a koi fish? Are you making that up? XD And does it make sense that things roll down a non-ruler-straight bumpy slopes with regular speeds?
2. I happen to love that Jang Nara song, bitch. <3
3. Why strawberry shortcake and whipped cream? Is it because RED + WHITE = PINK ? 😀
4. I’m sorry for thinking that Bump of Chicken (pop-rock Japanese band) is called Burnt Chicken.
5. Yay! Where we both got lost and tried to depend on each other to find our way back but of course failed.
6. Nuff said.
7. What medicine? The one I have to take every night? I shall tell you over MSN. <3
9. Yes, we are going to rule Tokyo. XD
Ok, so leave me a comment if you want me to do the same for you like what Yen did.
Thank god it’s finally raining. Go away, haze!!…….
Actually, more like it’s hailing. (?!)
Hail. In Malaysia.
There’s ice everywhere. I went out and picked up a few pieces to convince myself it’s really ice.
This is surreal.
A police car just came driving through my backlane shining a really bright light through each and every house window.
I dunno why I’m feeling nervous and guilty just watching them do that.
Ah, so yesterday was my last day.
I could be emo and gush about how I’m going to miss the whole lot: Nasser, Joanne, Remus, Kate, Mother Teresa, etc. But I’m not going to for now because I can finally sleep in! After one month of slapping myself to keep awake on the train, snoring (literally) in Joanne’s car on the way to work, piling on the concealer to cover those eyebags, I can finally sleepsleepsleepsleep.
Was supposed to go for a farewell dinner with Nasser at California Pizza Kitchen but instead was conned by bosses and Remus/Joanne to go for KWONG WAH YIT POH 95TH ANNIVERSARY DINNER AT PJ HILTON OMFG.
Apparently this is the most popular newspaper in Northern Malaysia and the oldest Chinese newspaper in the WORLD (this is according to a FIFTEEN MINUTE VIDEO they showed which lasted thru and after I went to the toilet to take a crap).
Summary of dinner:
THE GOOD:
They served shark’s fin soup and abalone (10 course dinner ma). Good shit.
THE BAD:
The dumbass waitress took away my bowl of shark’s fin before I could say that I wasn’t finished.
THE UGLY:
When eating broccoli, the fucking stalk was too hard until the permanent retainer for my lower jaw broke. 🙁
THE BAD:
Speeches by newspapers bigshots and guest of honor Ong Kah Ting lasted near an hour.
THE UGLY:
Everyone was forced to sing happy birthday and yam seng to the newspaper’s health (?)
THE BAD:
Entertainment consisted of singers resembling Filipino hotel lounge singers belting out Chinese oldie after Chinese oldie (Yeh Lai Siang etc)
THE UGLY:
Entertainment also consisted of a magician from China, ie. overweight man in ill-fitting suit, whose idea of a good magic trick is to pull out cigarettes from his sleeve and smoke them. For about 15 minutes. And then switch and start pulling out shiny plastic tacky flowers instead. For another 30 minutes.
THE UGLIER:
Magician had, in addition to two female assistants, TWO DANCERS clad in cheongsams whose only job was to stand there and sway their arms in various patterns for the whole show.
So that was my farewell.
And look what I found in the newspaper!
Sorry for huge size of picture, but how else are you people going to read the caption because I am incapable of clever computer tricks that will show you the big version of a small picture when you click on it. Bear with it.
They have invented a Takekopta aka buluh terbang! Fine, its only a toy, but it’s still a Takekopta! Today, toy takekopta, tomorrow the world! Literally! After this they’ll create a real working Takekopta… and then how far away is the Doko De Mo Doa?! MUAHAHAHAHA.
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