Minta maaf, sudah lama tak update.
I am taking leave as of this moment because finals are here and I am NOT screwing it up.
Will blog at least once before I leave the States.
Shitsureshimasu.
Blogging yet again to avoid doing stupid 8 page paper.
Kan ni neh damn hard la!
But I promise I will get to it and finish it tonight, right after dinner and right after I clean my desk.
Anyway, I want to talk about how at least half of the population here at Mt Holyoke are freaks.
There are dozens I could talk about but today we shall merely discuss a stupid girl in my Calc class.
She is always the last one to leave when class is over, because she always always pack up her things damn slowly and stays back to talk to the white-haired professor.
I suspected she is:
(a) secretly in love with him OR
(b) having an affair with him
Reason: Last week I stayed back to ask the professor why he gave me a lousy 86% for my review test. The bitch shot me dirty looks and stayed as long as she could without being too obvious before finally heaving her backpack over her shoulder and stomping off.
Anyway, yesterday she came to class wearing a kaftan.
A lurid, bright pink+green+purple swirly batik kaftan. The kind your mother buys from Haadyai and wears to sleep.
With black patent leather pumps.
She probably thought she looked very exotic and sexy by wearing that because her zipper at her back was half undone and her purple bra was asking the whole world to look at it.
So I was blowing my nose during class. It’s my sinus! And I was already being very discreet doing so. Usually my nose-blowing is earth shattering, but this time I was trying to keep it down out of respect to Professor Nelsen who was mumbling to the whiteboard.
Do you know how unsatisfying it is to blow your nose but your snot still stays inside because there is not enough force to push it out?
Anyway, to my surprise, I got a most fascinating reaction everytime I blew my nose.
For every SOFT blow I gave, Kaftan Girl turned around violently in her chair and stared at me with her mouth open and an outraged look on her face.
What’s wrong with blowing my nose? You don’t have this bodily function wan ar? Hello, I’m not the one who comes to class with her zipper down.
Maybe she thought I was being insensitive to her precious Professor Nelsen.
It was a very interesting phenomenon though, so I continued blowing my nose at regular intervals of every 5 seconds just to see her whip around again and glare at me.
She did this every single time I blew my nose. I wondered why she couldn’t feel the wind at her bare back when she did this.
I tried to give her a “stare cock” look back, something like the look the girl gives the pink shirt guy in the subway in My Sassy Girl but it failed because I started giggling and the effect tak jadi.
And there ends the story of Kaftan Girl.
Stay tuned tomorrow (or the next time I’m bored) for the story of Stompy, the Amazing Loud Voiced Girl who likes to walk around the dorm nude.
WAH LAU WEH I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW HARDWORKING I AM.
I just finished a two page paper for Econs in an hour.
I know lah, this is nothing to shout about but seeing as to how much I detest Econs and literally have to drag myself to class every week, this is an amazing achievement indeed.
Usually it takes me bloody 3-4 hours to do one bloody Econs case study.
I don’t think I have been this hardworking or efficient since I was 15 and sitting for PMR.
*pats self on back*
My motivation this time is knowing I have an 8 page paper on the topic of the oppression of intellectuals in Communist China and the fact that finals is next Friday so I cannot afford to waste any more time.
The only reason I am so calm now is the soothing effect of eating half a box of Oreos. It’s a drug.
Okay, back to work before I lose any more momentum. Just had to blog to gloat.
In conjunction with our procrastination, Beth and I talk to each other online, even though we’re seated 5 feet apart from each other.
This is by far the strangest and sickest conversation we’ve ever come up with. (And it’s long too, so bear with me.)
audreythecute: my hip hurts
audreythecute: its gonna be bruised tmr
Singin2TheOcean: meh, you’ll be alright
audreythecute: how unkind
Singin2TheOcean: i lurve ju!
audreythecute: who is ju?
audreythecute: hahaahahahah
Singin2TheOcean: that’s slang for “you,” antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: hahaha
audreythecute: from i love u to antler rot
audreythecute: what a jump
Singin2TheOcean: hahahaha
Singin2TheOcean: it’s a term of endearment
audreythecute: hahahahah okay..but ur hairy butt from now on
Singin2TheOcean: that’s worse
audreythecute: another term of endearment
audreythecute: it means i love u more
Singin2TheOcean: doubtful
Singin2TheOcean: oh what a night . . .
Singin2TheOcean: late december back in 63 . . .
audreythecute: hate ur evil laugh
Singin2TheOcean: i didn’t know i had one
Singin2TheOcean: i think i’ve developed it after living with you
audreythecute: ….
audreythecute: u seem to be quite expert at it though
Singin2TheOcean: well, i’ve had lots of occasions to use it
Singin2TheOcean: antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: haha
audreythecute: hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: that’s just foul
audreythecute: no its lovely
Singin2TheOcean: riiiiight
audreythecute: i lurve ju, hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: you know i can come up with much worse things than antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: so don’t tempt me
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
Singin2TheOcean: toe fungus
audreythecute: hahahahahaah im sticking with hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: genital herpes
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i doubt i could say that one aloud
audreythecute: yellow discharge
Singin2TheOcean: i hope you throw up your oreos
Singin2TheOcean: vomit eater
audreythecute: u look more nauseous than me
audreythecute: ear shit
audreythecute: hahahahahahah i dunno what its called!
Singin2TheOcean: that doesn’t even exist!
Singin2TheOcean: jizz licker
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaaa
audreythecute: pubic dandruff
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice eater
Singin2TheOcean: pubic hair tupee wearer
audreythecute: foreskin flakes
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin rash rubber
audreythecute: nipple discharge
Singin2TheOcean is away at 0:32:51.
audreythecute: i got another gross term
Singin2TheOcean: great
Singin2TheOcean: :-\
Singin2TheOcean: i’m soooooo excited
Singin2TheOcean: woo
audreythecute: hahahah u’ll love it
audreythecute: nostril pus
Singin2TheOcean: anal drainage
Singin2TheOcean: YLiMe118: usedTamponEater
audreythecute: hey this is a family affair!
audreythecute: no outsiders
Singin2TheOcean: boo for you
Singin2TheOcean: cocksucking ball licker
audreythecute: ok thats just crude
audreythecute: lacks class and imagination
Singin2TheOcean: shadup la
audreythecute: haha ok i need to get back to work
Singin2TheOcean: it’s cold in here
audreythecute: really? its fine to me
Singin2TheOcean: you are a freak
audreythecute: you have a hairy ass
Singin2TheOcean: have you been looking, foreskin flakes?
audreythecute: no but they were dropping all over the room
Singin2TheOcean: you really are truly foul
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin scabs
Singin2TheOcean: haha
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i see you thinking over there
audreythecute: testicle fluff
Singin2TheOcean: ball sack shaver
Singin2TheOcean: read what i sent you, numbnuts
Singin2TheOcean: that isn’t as bad
Singin2TheOcean: it just doesn’t sound as bad
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice and foreskin flake sandwhich with jizz on top
Singin2TheOcean: JIZZ!
Singin2TheOcean: JIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Singin2TheOcean: cum, if you like
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
audreythecute: cum on ur face
Singin2TheOcean: jizz on your sheets
Singin2TheOcean: mwahahahahaaa
Singin2TheOcean: especially the pink fuzzy one
audreythecute: nooooooooo
Singin2TheOcean: it’d get all matted and nasty
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahaahaha
audreythecute: period blood on ur sheets!
Singin2TheOcean: period blood on your face
Singin2TheOcean: ugggggggggh
Singin2TheOcean: alright, it’s time for a truce
Singin2TheOcean: i need to do work
audreythecute: ok me too
Singin2TheOcean: or i’ll be up until 6
audreythecute: want a cookie?
Singin2TheOcean: no
audreythecute: it doesnt have cum on it
Singin2TheOcean: fuck your cookies
Singin2TheOcean: what’s the white stuff inside then?
Singin2TheOcean: hehehehee
audreythecute: discharge
I’m procrastinating from studying for my Japanese oral test.
I have discovered why am I getting fat.
There are several theories why:
1) There is no Daddy Ooi to tickle me and for me to wallop
2) Less people to go hysterical with, hence stomach muscles are not in use, hence getting fat
3) Too cold here to sweat any fats out
4) Fries and Coke are served every meal. I cannot resist.
18 days till warm, sunny Malaysia! Which weather I will hate as soon as I touch down in KLIA.
Back to pretending to work.
Today is damn windy.
Getting. harder. to. walk.
And the fcuking wind blew my umbrella backwards again.
Now cannot close and open properly.
I am sitting here, typing with one hand. Why? Because my left hand is busy digging into a paper cup full of Milo balls, that’s why.
WHY AM I STILL EATING EVEN THOUGH BROTHER OOI HAS COMMENTED THAT IF HE PINCHED MY CHEEKS NOW, FAT WOULD DRIP OUT OF THEM?
And someone else, has commented before that I look like a pau too.
Who was that?! Own up, loser!
And someone else said I was chubby cheeks/face too!
Not to mention bachang.
Let me recap what i ate for dinner.
Rice pilaf
Hawaiian Tofu Kabobs
Baja Chicken Breast
TWO Baja Chicken Cutlets
Peanut Butter & Chocolate Chip Bars
1 cup Milo Balls
Big-ass bowl of salad with lotsa ranch dressing, chick peas and diced ham
NNGGGHHHHH!!!!! Why am I doing this?! I got the dreaded syndrome where I’m not even hungry but my mouth just feel itchy!
Cannot, cannot!
I do not want to look like a snowman. Or the moon. Or Big Potato from Lau Fu Zhi. Or Tare Panda. Or My Neighbour Totoro.
Or Fat Her Ooi.
Hahahahahha!! Sorry Dad, couldn’t resist.
Guess who’s back from New York Citi??
That’s right, it’s Audrey’s favorite bear, Lolo!
Take a look at what the bitch did to me.
In one of her violent sleeps, she kicked me to the end of the bed. I flew to the wall where the duct tape holding up her christmas lights was, and now the duct tape is stuck to my fur!
It hurts a lot. Thank goodness she didn’t dare to try pull out the duct tape. Can anyone tell me how to remove duct tape painlessly?
safjhasflak
Sorry, that was Lolo. I had to drag him off the laptop. He’s a whiner, he is.
Anyway, guess who’s back from New York? With lots of pictures and a nice long photolog to satisfy you, to boot.
Thanksgiving in New York was fun! Even though we missed the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade by just a bit and even though it rained the whole shitty Thanksgiving day.
::First view of New York::
And guess where we went to for our first dinner in New York?
A restaurant called Malaysia Grill.
::Me waiting in anticipation for food::
::Haha Angela looking vaguely idiotic, dunno why! Sorry Ang, I had to do it!::
::The food is here!!::
::Bee hoon soup with fish balls!!::
::NASI LEMAK!!!! Which is not pedas at all::
Enough about food. Black Friday comes after Thanksgiving.
And Black Friday means, the shops open fcuking early and have mindblowing sales all over.
So we set our alarms to wake up at 3.30am so we could go to Soho nice and early.
Because the TV commercials said Macy’s and Bloomingdales would be open at 5.30! We thought that if we were the first customer, we would get extra discounts too.
Unfortunately we could not find Macy’s or Bloomingdales. The other shops didn’t open till like 7 or 8. So we had to sit in Starbucks and wait for the sun to rise.
::Me trying to stay awake on hot chocolate::
::Angela gobbling down her hot chocolate::
::And what’s a photolog without pan cute shots?::
::We tried for pan cool shots but tak jadi. Maybe we’re just too cute? (shields head from flying rocks)::
::Cool and yeng or not?::
::Now we’re pan-ning sweet and normal for once because the old black man getting sugar (not in photo) was sniggering at us::
::Me forcing Angela’s cousin to pan cute with me. Pleas ignore the tortured look on his face, and my eyebags – wake up at 4am what do you expect!::
::Us waiting out in the freezing cold for A/X to open. They said they’re opening in 5 minutes ma! That’s how we whiled away time::
::Dressing room shot in A/X::
::Yet another dressing room shot in A/X::
::Oh all right, here’s some shots of New York too. Times Square!::
::Still Times Square::
::Artistic or not? Still at Times Square::
::Never knew neon lights could be so pretty::
::Hershey’s!! I wanted to go in, but it was raining::
::Central Park. I kept thinking of the FRIENDS episode where they were playing football in Central Park and half expected to see them there::
::Us posing with Fossil shades. This pink shades fit me perfectly! For once, shades that fit my too-small face and too-big eyes at the same time. Dunno why I didn’t get them::
::Do I look like Mark Lee here or what?::
::New York at night! This is outside the Rockefeller Center::
::Skating rink at Rockefeller::
::Snowflakes decorating one of the buildings::
::There are golden angels behind us but you can’t see anything =(::
::The deco inside Saks::
::Santa Claus!! Doesn’t it give you a nice fuzzy feeling to look at it?::
::Bye bye, Big Apple::
=You all better leave some comments…I spent the whole night uploading and resizing pics. And if you say my face is fat I’ll kill you=
=And I don’t know why one of my pics is senget=
Off to New York City!
See you in a few days!
ARGH!!! I am so fucking pissed!! I cannot believe this!
I got this fucking ignorant bulletin in Friendster and just seeing it was enough to make my blood boil.
This is what it says:
When i hear rape…..war…killin i think abount the
race that destroys earth……Malays……n
muslim……wat a troublesome race….dunt u think
so…..
If u hate malays……or agree with my
thoughts…..place ur name here
1.Marie Oslow
2.James Lee Mun Chung
3.Henry Night Striker
4.Lionel Tan
5.Leon Teoh
*Shit green color represents their hearts.
And this is my very outraged reply:
On exactly what basis do you people think that
Malays are the only race responsible for rape, war
and killing?
Can you please tell me exactly which war the
Malays started? or prolonged for that matter?
maybe im stupid or lack general knowledge, so i
really wanna know.
Would u like it if people announced that the
Chinese are a troublesome race? Oh my god I
can’t believe such people as you still exist today.
And please, there is a difference between being a
Muslim and Malay even though in Malaysia these
two are synonymous.
Just because some people who are Malay
happen to commit crimes, you’re going to hate the
entire race? Then what about when Chinese,
Indians or whites commit crimes? Will that be ok?
I’m so sorry that such people like this still exist in
this world.
audrey
ARGH I AM SO FUCKING MAD!!! WHY DO SUCH LOWLIFE LOSERS STILL EXIST TODAY?!? DO THIS PEOPLE EVEN DESERVE TO BE HUMAN?!?
EVERYONE, CAN YOU PLEASE REMEMBER THE NAMES WHO ARE POSTED THERE? THEY DESERVE TO BE REMEMBERED FOR THIS FUCKING LOW, COWARDLY AND RACIST DEED!
EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING, MERELY PUTTING DOWN THEIR NAMES ON SOME SHITTY BULLETIN, DOESN’T IT SHOW WHAT THEY ARE THINKING? ISN’T THAT BAD ENOUGH?
If some Malay person has done you wrong, raped your sister or set fire to your house, then say something against him/her. Report to the police if you want. Not curse the whole race.
I seriously am so sorry people like this are still around.
Sometimes you get punished for telling the truth.
What truth is there in the saying “Honesty is the best policy” then?
In the 1950s, the Communist Party in China urged the people to come out with criticisms against it. It was in the best interests of the government and the country, they said. Everyone, especially the intellectuals came up with criticisms and suggestions as to what could be done to make things better for the country.
Mao Zedong got fed up with the insults and criticisms lashed at him that he promptly threw a whole bunch of people into jail, dismissed others from their jobs, and sent the rest to work in the countryside doing manual labour.
Still others were forced to attend meetings where they were complaints were thrown at them and they were forced to criticise themselves and confess stuff they never did and do other degrading things.
Is that what you want to tell the truth for? To suffer years of discrimination, humiliation and hard labour with your salary reduced 10 times?
What is the point of telling the truth when you get punished worse than is fit for it?
Why would anyone bother to tell the truth anymore if all they get for plucking up their courage to say something in the face of adversity only to be knocked back and made to suffer?
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