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The difference between men and women

Today, while on the drive from Oakland (a city near San Fransisco) back to Sunnyvale which is where we’re staying this time, Fatty and I were playing “Would You Rather”, one of our favorite games.  Actually it’s more like my favorite game because it’s hilarious watching Fatty struggle between two disgusting options and get angry hahahaha.

Anyway this particular installment of “Would You Rather” got me thinking.  The answers that me and Fatty both gave were damn different.  Either opposites attract with us, or it’s just because we’re both different genders.

Here’s a few questions.  See how you reply compared to us?

Q: Would you rather cheat Angela (whoever your best friend is) of a significant amount of money, say, ten thousand dollars (or a million if she’s really rich), or steal her husband/boyfriend? -Fatty

A: Not even a tough choice.  If I really had to pick, of course I’d cheat her of money wtf.  The reason being that I think she would be a lot less hurt if she knew I took her money rather than if I stole her husband wtf.  Plus if she already has to deal with betrayal, at least it’s only me betraying her, and not me AND her husband.

Also, money can be replaced easily, but not the broken trust.  If I really felt guilty after that I could always replace the money.  Husband also not so easy to find back wtf.

Fatty’s answer:  I asked him the same question, except instead of Angela, he would have to cheat Ming.  He answered he would rather steal his girlfriend WTF.  According to him, stealing a wife/girlfriend is more acceptable than stealing money.  He can’t imagine his friends hanging out with him again after knowing that he’s stolen money from a friend.  Nobody wants to be friends with a thief, while we can accept that sometimes people just fall in love. Guys, what are your thoughts on this?

Q: If your significant other were to cheat, would you rather they cheat on you with a string of prostitutes/gigolos (FYL) or have a regular mistress/boyfriend?

A: A mistress.  Although obviously not something I’d like, I think it’s normal for couples to drift apart, and maybe fall for someone else.  Both scenarios already involve cheating (which is morally reprehensible) so that aside, falling for someone else is still something that happens everyday and that doesn’t mean that my partner is a bad person (the cheating aside).   Also, maybe if he cheated because I neglected him or whatever, it seems like something more handle-able and I could still try to fix things. If I felt it could be salvaged, I would probably still make myself try to work it out with him, but again if he had a mistress, he’d probably want a divorce wtf.

But if he was seeing prostitutes, it’s not likely that we won’t divorce either.  Patronizing prostitutes is goes against my principles so I wouldn’t even be able to respect a man who I know regularly visits brothels.  Want to try also how if I cannot respect him?  Plus if he goes regularly, it’s possible that we’re dealing with a psychological addiction here which will obviously be difficult to overcome.  Also prostitution is not legalized in Malaysia, so I have no idea what medical support or laws hookers are subject to so who knows how many STDs will be passed to me and my kids!?  How to tolerate if it endangers our health wor.

Fatty’s answer: He said he would rather tolerate the gigolos WTF.  Basically, he would rather his SO have a one night stand, and get it out of her system than have a constant partner outside whom she could get emotionally involved with.  I asked, what if it’s a constant string of gigolos?  He said as long as it’s all different gigolos WTF.  His reasoning is that if she was emotionally attached, it would be like having a relationship with an empty body because the mind and heart are far away.  If it was only casual relationships outside for her, it was possible that she still loved him and he’d still have a shot.  If he loses her heart, he loses her forever.

Q: If your significant other left you, would you rather they left you for a friend of yours or someone you hate?

A: I’d rather they left me for someone I hate so I can then hate them both in peace, without conflicting emotions wtf.  If it was a friend, I’d have to deal with TWO betrayals and lose a husband AND a friend.  Sien.  I don’t need the additional hurt and I want all my friends with me to get me through it.

Fatty’s answer: He would rather I left him for a friend than someone he doesn’t like. D:  What sorcery is this.  He said at least it’s someone worthy of his respect, thus he’s not losing me to someone lesser than him.  It’s like “good game bro” *shakes hands wtf.  By the same logic, he would rather lose me to someone better looking than uglier.  Basically to a worthy opponent.

I, on the other hand, hopes whoever he cheats on me with is ugly and got ass acne so I can feel superior, and bitch about what shitty taste he has and how disgusting she looks. :X  It would make me feel better!

So that’s about it.  We had other idiotic questions too like would you rather eat poop or get sodomized HAHAHA but that’s not intellectually stimulating at all and just makes me look disgusting cos I came up with that question so we’re not going there.

From our answers, it looks like I’m more concerned with the amount of hurt I would have to suffer or inflict on someone else, while Fatty’s concern is the social stigma or social implications surrounding the situations.  Is that typical of what men and women would answer?  I dunno but I’m very curious.

What would you answer? Comment and tell me if you’re male or female, and what your answers would be!

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Picture of me just because.

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The reason why we went to Taipei

… was really because we wanted to fly Eva Air’s Hello Kitty plane. :X :X

So what if we’re shallow!!!!

Eva Air’s Hello Kitty plane only operates flights to and from Taipei, so we managed to get on a Hello Kitty flight from Tokyo back to Taipei at the tail end of our trip.

Thank you Eva Air for the HK flight!!! And thank you Expedia for arranging it for us!!!!!

This blog post is a walk through of all things aviation and Hello Kitty.

At the Taipei International airport, this Hello Kitty check in lounge was what awaited us. :3

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This lounge is unfortunately only available in Taipei, and because our flight to Tokyo from Taipei was a regular one, we didn’t get to use this to check in. 🙁

We definitely maximized our photo-taking opportunities here though.

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Row of self check in counters!!!

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Have you ever seen anything so adorable T_______T

When not in use, the screen changes to a Kitty face!!!!

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Like this!!!!! Damn cute right she’s staring at you!!!

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In front of the Eva Air HK logo. ^^

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Wendy, Qiuqiu and Cheesie in front of the uber cute Kitty on plane ngawwww.  They all look damn happy hahaha.

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The surroundings are too cute we cannot be blamed for wanting to take all the pictures.

That’s our face the entire time.  Hahahahha.

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The wall was my favorite part.  I want my future daughter’s room to look like this!!!

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Take turns to take picture with the wall. ^^  Cheesie!

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Qiuqiu!

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Wendy!  Abit blur. -_-

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Me!

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Got display cases of the stuff used in the plane too.

Model of the Hello Kitty plane, paper cups, plastic cups, eating utensils, sugar packets, stirrer omg I’m going crazy now why didn’t I steal all this WTF.  Actually if they’d sold them I’d have willingly bought!

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Hello Kitty pillows!!!!

(I’m typing Hello Kitty so much this post that I just copied the phrase and paste it whenever I need to HAHA)

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Then OMG Hello Kitty stationary! D: D:  Didn’t see this on the plane why!  Why they never give me what if I want to write letter to Fat Her and Mumsy from Taiwan?  Tsk they didn’t think of that!

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Bathroom acccessories!  Soap, lotion, etc.  Also toilet paper rolls.  I resolved to steal this on the plane WTF but chickened out.

Actually on the plane I did try to find their stock of toilet paper hahahaha.  I opened the cupboards in the plane toilet but don’t have then after that the cupboard door couldn’t close FML.  I fasterly fled back to my seat.

After checking in, we made our way to our boarding gate.

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And on the way, we saw this!  The cutest public phones in the world!

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Pretending to make a call while behind us, a genuine phone customer frowned and looked at his watch.

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And this one Wendy went nuts.  Baby changing room!

We barged in and took pictures.  Luckily got no breastfeeding mother inside.

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Sighhhhhh.  Whatever milk is produced here sure taste sweeter also LOL.

OK now on to our Hello Kitty experience from Tokyo back.

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This picture was taken in Tokyo while checking in to our return flight.  Super cute Welcome sign!

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Luggage tags!!!! I took a few extra. :X

Check-in screens!  Picture taken from Cheesie sorry I forgot to take picture of this. :X

Our boarding passes!

Then on our way to the boarding gate, this is what we saw………

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*stifles scream

Actually Cheesie and Qiu took this.  Me and Wendy were late because we stopped to buy magazines and other cute things so we could finish using all our Japanese coins.  We were running for the plane by then so we correctly figured that the other two would have taken this picture already hahaha.

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Didn’t miss our plane!  Picture of me and Cheesie’s shoes for the heck of it.

The plane on the inside actually looks like any regular plane except for a few things….

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I LOVE THIS PILLOW.

Okay okay so right now I’m hugging it as I’m typing this.

Yea I took it home with me. *hangs head in shame

We were sitting front row and the flight attendant was right in front of us!  So Cheesie kinda coughed loudly and darted in front of me so I could hide this pillow under my jacket and smuggle it out HAHAHAH.  I didn’t even ask her to do it!!! #addiction is really #addiction <3

I wonder how many of these pillows they have to replace a year. *guilt

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Puke bag!  Take only!

No guilt because I figure the loss to them is as if I did puke on the flight.

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Everyone else quite unappreciative of this awesome flight like that. 🙁

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Well not us!  This picture both of them very pretty!  And I jealous Qiu got the pink pillow hmph haha.

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Nobody take for us never mind we take ourselves.

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Even security instructions are Hello Kitty. ^^

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Sorry ah I love this pillow.

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Yay Qiuqiu comes over to help us take picture!

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Meal time!  Bottom right is ice cream. ^^

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Even the food had Hello Kitty elements!

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Had fish and rice.  The carrot was shaped like Hello Kitty’s bow hahaha.

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Gorgeous utensils (which I carefully wiped clean and also brought home nyehehe)

Again I wanna say thank you to Eva Air and Expedia for giving us this chance to fly on the Hello Kitty flight. ^____^  Check them out for awesome travel deals!

It was a wonderful experience since we are all such huge HK fans!  Our faces were literally like this the entire time.

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Picture of all of us. <3

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Hair we go!

Whaddup!!!

Using cool slang like that now because I have multi colored hair and am therefore a hipster wtf.

Dunno why nowadays I’ve been getting very quickly bored of my hair.

From super long ash blond extensions…

To brownish pink for the wedding..

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To lavender ash ends and a shorter do.

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And now more purple!!!!  Excuse the glasses it was a horrific two weeks of forced wearing of glasses FTS.

Ok Imma hijack this a bit and talk about something I’ve been considering for some time now – LASIK.  I will go into more details later when I finally do it, but I was scheduled for LASIK surgery last Friday, so for two weeks before that I had to lay off contact lenses, as permeable soft contacts distort the shape of your eyeball.  When you undergo LASIK, the eyeball needs to have rested enough to revert to its original shape so the surgery will be more accurate.

So.  I had to tahan wearing glasses through… an entire trip to Singapore where I looked like a migrant worker standing next to Wendy and Qiuqiu and got randomly asked to help a reader take photo with Wendy probably because I looked like a stranger who doesn’t belong to their group hahahaha.  A trip to Penang for Fatty’s dad’s birthday where we took a family photo and again I looked like an outsider next to pleasantly attractive people.  Bobo’s wedding.

Needless to say, I drew the line at Bobo’s wedding and put on contacts at the very last minute, taking them off the minute I left.  Really cannot do it la please some more got professional photographers and videographers plus a dozen iphones around!!! Don’t want to be the token ugly bridesmaid!  Anyway I checked with the clinic and they said as long as not more than a few hours.

So two weeks of feeling horribly unattractive, then I went for my final eye checkup the day before the surgery.

Did a whole barrage of tests… then went for the doctor’s consultation.

The eye doctor looked at me sadly and went, “there’s something of concern here that you should know about….”

He suspected me of having either glaucoma or occular hypertension (abnormally high pressure in the eyeball, which is a big risk factor for glaucoma) because my eyeball pressure tested higher than the normal range.  And glaucoma is the 2nd highest cause for blindness in the world. 

Surgery gets cancelled, I get called back in the next day for eight freaking hours of tests at the clinic to determine whether I really have glaucoma or not FTS.  Occular pressure varies throughout the day so I had to undergo hourly testing to monitor my pressure then only can determine if there’s really a problem.

I panicked for a day or so, nearly cried when telling Fatty, called my dad to check his eyes because glaucoma is usually hereditary, and when I was alone, closed my eyes and tried to feel my way around, to practice what it would be like if I really went blind WTF.

Yalah sometimes I a bit dramatic.

Anyway did the eight hours of testing, and found out nothing is wrong with me. 

Surgery canceled for nothing.  Two weeks worth of wearing specs for nothing.

Scumbag eyes.

Anyway we rescheduled my surgery to January which means two weeks prior, I have to do the whole wearing-specs thing all over again.  Aih Bad Luck Aud strikes again wtf.

But overall good luck la cos what if I really had glaucoma!!! *optimistic

Digression over.  Back to hairy issues!

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Another look at hair!  Base color is beige I think, with lavender grey and pink strands thrown in.  I also cut it a lot shorter.

The roots are supposed to be darker but doesn’t show.

Ahhhhhhhh.  Every time I see my hair now, I wanna pick up the phone and thank Hikky again.  Hahahah.

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It looks different under different lighting!  Under yellow light.  Can see the purple streaks!

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One thing is that the hair is so light that if I have no makeup I end up looking very pale. D:  Lipstick is suddenly a lot more necessary too.

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Without makeup and under natural sunlight.

This was the eight hour eye marathon day.  Dressed to be comfortable and even carried a neck pillow to sleep while waiting for the next test HAHAHAH.

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Sorry two weeks didn’t take pictures of myself, a bit out of control now.

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What I wore for Bobo&Jo/Kim&Gareth’s wedding!  Ninja-ed myself so I attended both weddings during the same night. 

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Last picture.  Aiya hair a bit oily here two days never wash plus got rained on HAHAHAH.

I wanted the color to stay longer so I went with two days unwashed hair to the wedding(s).  Hikky was there because she did Bobo’s wedding makeup and she was done so she asked me to take a seat so she could help me style my hair too.

I told her I hadn’t washed my hair since she dyed it for me, and she was like “EHHH EHHHH” and instantly yanked her hands away from my hair HAHAHAHAHA.  Some more she said all her customers who read my blog always say I very cute and look up to me (thank you!!! But her words, not mine) but actually the real Audrey is not cute at all HAHAHAHAH.

Hair done by Hikky from 76style, Plaza Mont Kiara branch.  Call +603 6203 5111/4111 for bookings. ^^

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Taipei Day 3

edit: Doing Joyce (Kinkybluefairy) a favor! She’s taking part in a Baskin Robbins special event and is giving away RM1000 worth of Baskin Robbins icecream every week for the next five weeks! Go to her blog post here to see how to get some ice cream 😀

Filler post because nothing much really happened on our Day 3 of Taiwan.

Actually don’t know what to blog already cos just read Qiu‘s post on Day 3 and she already said everything hahaha.

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On Day 3, we exited our hotel… and made a beeline for the bubble tea shop hahaha.

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Actually I not interested in bubble tea so I stood by the side and snapped my own face wtf while waiting for the rest.

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For lunch we went to this place!  The entire time I actually had no idea what food this was because the three of them kept saying the name in Mandarin.  If say in Canto or Hokkien I can still figure out if rice or noodle or what but with Mandarin I totally cannot!  Then I saw Qiu say in her blog it’s oyster mee sua only I was like ohhhhhh wtf.

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Three of them! And half my head.

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With Qiu!  She every photo also look super happy one lo!  I’m also happy eating my crispy chicken.  Every time I pick a piece, sure got bone inside one hahaha.  But this time I think it was a good piece. ^^

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Sharing a bowl with Cheesie!  To be honest it was okay only to me cos I don’t like soggy foods (except soggy fries!)  After a while also I’d feel jelak eating it so good that we shared!

But I liked the authentic feel of it!  Sitting on the roadside with no tables holding bowls like locals.

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Wendy nomming a whole bowl to herself cos she wanted to OD on vinegar hahaha.  Give the pregnant woman what she wants!

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Then cab to Wu Fen Pu!

It was raining.  And Wu Fen Pu is an outdoor shopping area. *sobs

Dampened my shopping spirit a bit because I become super aware of raindrops falling on my head.  I think it’s because I have thin hair so the water drops uncomfortably right on my scalp wtf.  But we tried our best!

Qiu bought the most I think like enough to fit a whole suitcase. O_O

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Wendy also not bad la she and Qiu raped the 100 dollar racks and got quite alot of stuff!  I damn lazy to go through one by one especially when water was dripping everywhere.

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But got buy 1-2 pieces also la!

I saw the most amazing blinged white platform sneakers… and Wendy found an equally gorgeous pair…. but…. because nowhere in Taiwan seems to take credit cards…. we didn’t have enough cash and couldn’t buy them. T________T

Until today I still think about them. </3

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Then off to look for dinner.  The very rare toilet themed restaurant wtf.  I knew there was a toilet restaurant in Taipei so every brown colored store we passed I’d think it was the toilet restaurant hahaha.

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Randomly walked into this pork cutlet place.

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Everything there was good!  Except the pork cutlets FTL.

Especially loved the soup (which came free with the rice wtf) I love clear soups la hahahaha.  Everyone looked at me in disgust wtf.

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Me and Cheesie!

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Gorgeous pastel marshmallows in one of the night markets.

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Last picture! Art hanging in our hotel lobby.

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Entirely made up of stickers!!!! I thought it was so creative.  I coulda stood there for a year looking at it.

If you’re looking to travel, check out Expedia!  All our flights and hotels booked through them.

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Fatty has been immersed in learning golf recently.

I disapproved (any time spent away from me is a waste of time hmph) … until he brought home this putting practice mat.

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Then it was PUTTING CHALLENGE ON, BROTHER!

We played best out of five.

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I distracted him by doing the chicken dance right when he was gonna hit the ball….

…Then won by getting three holes in a row.

I think I might have secret untapped golf talent!!!!

Who knows I might be the next Tiger Woods, just that I’m a late bloomer cos I never bothered to discover this secret hidden talent.  Except I’m cuter so I can be Hello Kitty Woods WTF.

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WIN.

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Let down your hair

AudVanity post yay!

AudVanity usually refers to a hair topic hahaha.

First time I’m posting a picture of me with totally straight hair! (as far as I can remember anyway)

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Look super young right ^^

Hair was blown dry by my stylist Hikky anyway, not me wtf.  I rarely go with this style because while my hair is naturally straight, it’s also fine and flyaway and I can never achieve this look on my own with a hairdryer >.>

So I always just curl my hair cos it’s easier for me!  Adds volume too ^^

Sadly, my super nice hair in the morning never lasts the whole day. 

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Wavy voluminous hair…

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Shit limp frizzy hair by afternoon. T____T

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Becomes limp and lank, so I end up pushing my bangs off my forehead so it won’t look stringy.

Stupid Malaysian humidity!

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Yea, if you see me with bangs pushed to the side, most of the time it’s because it’s a bad limp hair day.

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Or using headbands to disguise the hair.

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Wah see this one damn jialat.  Flat hair until I look bald.

Cue Sunsilk’s ranges!  The pink one is Sunsilk Smooth & Manageable, the yellow one is called Nourishing Soft & Smooth.

Both haircare ranges are blends of natural oils, Nourishing Soft & Smooth is made up of:

  • Moroccan Argan Oil is rich in anti-oxidants and vitamin E, and well-known for its restructuring and moisturising properties.
  • Almond Oil – increases elasticity for perfect movement.
  • Coconut oil – nourishes dry and unmanageable hair.
  • Camellia oil – leaves hair shiny and non-greasy.
  • Babbasu oil – for its superior softening and smoothening properties.

While Smooth & Manageable also has Moroccan Argan Oil, Almond and Coconut. In addition to that:

  • Jojoba oil – keeps hair in shape with its moisturising properties.
  • Olive oil, for superior smoothness.

Now there’s a new addition to the Soft & Smooth range – a Nourishing Spray.

I just got back from Tokyo so I haven’t had the chance to try this out yet. 🙁 But I heard good things about it so far!

It has a dual action formula that combines natural oils with conditioning cream. You can use it anytime – when your hair is wet or dry.

When hair is wet, spray it on to detangle.  When hair is dry, it can do even more!  It not only smooths hair and adds shine, the natural oils will protect against weather elements and pollution ^^

So basically it’s like WD-40 for hair! Lol.

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There’s no way I can not style my hair, so this nifty spray can help my hair stay the same as the morning when it’s freshly styled!

Look out for it at any pharmacy and supermarket and let me know how it works for you!

On the Sunsilk FB page, it’s all about good times with your hair.  They’re on the 2nd portion of the Good Times contest now so remember to go to the app!

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Just create our own good time combination (your idea of a good time) by picking the icons (activities submitted by users in Phase 1) provided and filling up the “empty holder” on the bottom of the page (AM, NOON, PM)

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Each user will have 3 chances to create different ideas of good times, 25 winners will be selected based on girls who picked the same combination.
If you win, Sunsilk will make your good time come through! Your entire day will be filled with whatever good time combo you’ve picked. With your best friend!

And on that day itself, Sunsilk will give you a task on how to win the grand prize. Mechanics will be announced on the day itself.
(Grand prize is a free trip for yourself and 3 friends – winner can pick any place, hotel, food , transportation worth up to RM15K)

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The contest runs from now to 7 Nov and is open to females only, sorry men. :X

Log on to Sunsilk FB Page for info.

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Hello Kitty Sweets

At first this post was supposed to be about a full Day 2 in Taipei.

But!  We took so many pictures at the Hello Kitty cafe that the Hello Kitty cafe itself requires one post on it alone.

Like Cheesie said, our this trip should be referred to as the Hello Kitty trip cos most of our holiday revolved around Sanrio hahahaha.

Thanks to Expedia!!!

Expedia global hotel SALE of up to 60% going on now!!!  From 9th – 22nd October! Go book with them for your next holiday!

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Obligatory getting-ready photo.  Super love this photo actually both of us look very demure here hor!  Except that I dunno why Cheesie is so tall here. >_>

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Walking out in Ximending!  Qiu took most of the pictures we have (she win award for Most Hardworking Blogger hands down) so she’s not in this pic. 🙁

Love my skirt ornot!  It’s from Egoist makes me look so ladylike <3

Took a cab and….

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TADAH we are here.

The moment we arrived, we were already ooh-ing and aah-ing over the shop facade and hogging the entire sidewalk trying to take as many photos as possible of the shopfront.

Too much pink cuteness!  Brain does not compute!

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Cute photo of Cheesie and Qiu in front of the cafe!

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Window display.  AWWWWWW.

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The interior as you step in.

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Second floor, which is where we sat.

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Cheesie and Wendy!

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Me and Qiu on the other side. ^^

First order of business – take ALL the photos!

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Desserts on display.

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So precious T_______T

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I think this is milk. D: D:

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Hahaha love this cake.

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And this one. *melts

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Even the napkins are Hello Kitty!  Naturally I smuggled one home.

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Table mats.

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This is… the restroom.

Yes even the bathroom is cute.

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We took full advantage of the huge ass mirror. :3

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I think we spent like half an hour in the bathroom camwhoring. :X  Waiter probably thought we had explosive diarrhea.

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Bathroom mirror.

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Environment so cute luckily we are also cute WTF.

Oh yea the food!

As you know, I hate dessert.

This was the only place in which I willingly ordered dessert just because everything was too cute to resist.

Unfortunately I’d say the food is really quite… meh.  They get an A+ for presentation though.

Just think of it as paying an entrance fee to go in and be awed and take lotsa pictures la haahahha.

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I think this was Qiu’s dessert!

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Her drink ahhhhhhh so cuteeeeeeeeeeee

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My drink.  Some fruity concoction.  The menu said it was grape-based but turns out it was actually grapefruit WTF.

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Complimentary pudding!  I felt a bit bad for biting off HK’s ear wtf.

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Cheesie’s tart.  Was it cheese tart? Lololol.

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Wendy’s…. I don’t know wtf.  I think creme brulee.

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Mine!  I think mine looks the cutest actually hahahaha probably because I knew I wouldn’t eat it anyway so I ordered it purely based on appearances.

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Me with mine!

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A close up of the Kitty.

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Cashier also cute!

After that, we had a lot of time left.  So we found a nail salon and got our nails done 😀

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Mine!  Nude and black and mode so Wendy is allergic to it hahaha.  I like it though.  Where in Malaysia can we do gelish nails with ornaments like this!? I still haven’t found a good salon.  Don’t want outdated painted floral designs with nail polish that kind please.

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Then we also went to see a fortune teller because all of us are quite obsessed with fortune readings and we all desperately want to know how many babies we’ll have and what gender hahahaha.

Yea we’re at that age.

Have a vague sense of disquiet that this fortune teller wasn’t really the real deal though.  Some of his predictions were accurate but others like a bit vague. ಠ_ಠ

Prefer not to think about it wtf.

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Last photo of all of us!  Imma end all Tokyo-Taipei posts with a photo of all of us for the day. <3

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Of Taipei and foot massages

So this is the long-awaited first of my Taipei-Tokyo posts. (say only long-awaited actually nobody cares but myself wtf)

As you know, the trip was thanks to Expedia, who one day when we were just moaning on Twitter about wanting a holiday to Japan, answered our tweets and prayers and sent us on a trip to Taipei and Tokyo!

If you’re planning a trip anytime soon, check out Expedia!! They’re having a global hotel sale (including the hotels we stayed at) with discounts up to 60%!

Expedia flew Cheesie and me down to Singapore to meet up with Wendy and Qiuqiu.

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Hello from Eva Air!!!

We flew on a weekday afternoon so the flight was so empty!  We were quite sleepy (Cheesie and I flew to Singapore on a very early flight and Wendy is just sleepy all the time from her pregnancy haha.  Qiuqiu I dunno I think she spent whole flight watching movies wtf) so we all took up whole rows and lay down to sleep.  Best sleep on flight ever!

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Actually I feel very badass doing this.  Cos I’m a huge goody two shoes ok I follow ALL the rules.  Wendy suggested we do it and she was very casual about it, having done it all the time, but deep inside my heart was beating fast and it was very exciting for me WTF.

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Touched down and made our way to our hotel!  It’s called AMBA, located in Ximending.

Quite cute one everything is named ‘something ba’ in it.  Like restaurant is “Eat Ba”, hotel slipper is “Wear Ba” hahaha.  I think Mandarin speakers would get it.

When at first I saw the hotel I was like “oh my god not another hipster hotel.”  Because in San Fransisco, Fatty and I stayed at the W which is like the mother of all hipsters.  Only purple UV light in the lobby, fat Buddha statue in the room, some W hotels so hipster until they have the bathtub in the middle of the room… and I hated it.

Luckily our hotel wasn’t like that hahahah.

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The view when you first walk in.  Sorry ah a bit messy hahaha.

Very minimalistic and simple, but I like that it’s done in shades of white and brightly lit!  Very cosy and comforting to come back to.

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Also like that the sink is outside so one of us can wash up at the sink when the other is showering.

 

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Turn around and this is the view.  My roomie was Cheesie!

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Since we’re in Ximending (sounds like a rhyme) we quickly dropped off our stuff to go outside and hunt for street food for dinner!

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First we found a beef noodle place for dinner.  I really liked it I thought it was quite yummy!  But Cheesie and Wendy said the soup very bland and tasteless and henceforth referred to me as Low Expectations Aud.

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Qiu who doesn’t eat beef (not due to religious reasons, just tastebud reasons) had some sesame pork thing which she said was nice also. ^^

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Lots of yummy yet weird looking street stuff!  Nice.

The three of them are very grossed out because I like chicken feet.  Why leh!  The spices and sauce it’s cooked with very nice what!  Plus it’s all crunchy omg my mouth watering just thinking about it.  I also like eating cartilage. ^^

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All of us look damn off in this picture -_-  But had to post cos we all look very happy here!  It’s just the camera, it’s the camera.

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Not even sure what this is.  Some grilled food stall no doubt #CaptainObvious.

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Fried balls of something!

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Mochi!  So pretty so we took pictures.

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Ban chang kuih!  I know because I grew up eating this. ^^ Not sure what it’s called in English but I think it’s made of sticky sweet dough…. with nuts and other filling inside.  This one was very sweet and fresh.

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Random Hello Kitty store that we walked into on Ximending.  We went all snobby, like, “Pfffft whatevs we are going to the real Sanrioland in Tokyo to buy Hello Kitty.”

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Then topped off the night with a nice cheap foot massage!

I guess we should have saved the massage for later on when we’ve walked miles touring, but we were trying to find something to do late at night and stumbled across the massage place.

Very shiok!  Masseuses really knew their stuff.  When they were adjusting their level of strength to suit us, Cheesie asked her masseuse how hard he was pressing.  He said “level 2 out of 5”.

I was interested so I asked “mine leh mine leh?”

The masseuse said, “Yours?  Level 0.  I’m only tickling your foot.”

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Thanks to Qiu who took most of the pictures!!! And thanks to the girls without whom I’d have been utterly lost in translation in Taiwan. <3

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Favorite picture of the day! <3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Just wanted to quickly blog about #Churpout2012 which was today!

It was my first time ever getting involved in a bazaar-like atmosphere where I got to sell clothes and meet readers!!!!

Before this I never dared to sell my clothes because they all look like salted vegetable please.  If I really really like an item of clothing, I’ll wear it over and over again until it grows those small, fuzzy balls and looks gross.  I just googled it and it’s called fabric piling.  So I was always too pai seh to sell fuzzy ball clothes but lately I’ve been needing to buy more and more hangers, and my folded clothes all reached the top of the shelves and it was super annoying pulling things out to wear.

So sell I did today!  Everything was priced astoundingly low, if I may say so myself. ^^  All the stuff I’d worn more than three times went into a bin marked RM10 for 2 so I didn’t feel guilt at selling crappy stuff, and most other stuff (maybe worn once or twice, or never worn at all with price tags) went for RM10-20!

The response was tremendous.  Thank you guys so much for coming!!!  Cheesie and I shared a booth because we also wanted to sell Foruchizu items as well and we were absolutely floored by the response. ^_____^

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This was our booth at 10am!  There, the one with the crowd in front of it.  :3 The market started at 10am leh!!!

Our selling started at 9.50 while we were still setting up omg because a lot of people came early to pick the best stuff.  You snooze you lose!  Love you all!

A lot of the pictures below are stolen from Instagrams of people who tagged us.  Thanks!!

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Foruchizu!!!

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It was quite crazy most of the time!  I think we didn’t get to sit down from 10am until about 2 or 3pm cos we were too busy!  I snuck two seconds to take a picture of customers browsing. 😀

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ChurpChurp (Churpout organizer duh) thoughtfully provided cutouts of us for our booth!  They also provided us with racks, thanks Churpies!

Here we both wearing the same green headband cos we realized we started selling more of them faster when we were displaying it on ourselves hahaha.

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With Vivy of Fashionvalet!

Wah eyebags jialat cos only had 5 hours of sleep.  I need at least 8 to look presentable >.> High standards wtf.

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This stupid Huiwen so forever alone she needs to take pictures with our cutouts hahahaha.

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MY ONLY MALE READER!!!!!  Had to take this photo to commemorate this moment wtf.

Hahahahaha seriously I really wonder about my reader gender ratio.  The entire day, only three guys came up to say they read my/Cheesie’s blogs.

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With Kinkybluefairy whose booth was behind ours.

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Sara of Fashionvalet omg she is gorgeous look at her nose T______T  I kept thinking she looked familiar like I’ve met her before or seen her somewhere.  Then Cheesie looked up and said the exact same thing.  She said she does advertisements but I don’t think that’s where I’ve seen her.  I feel like she looks like some celebrity which is why she seems familiar!  Any idea ah?

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With ChuckeiJane!  At the end only had time to go to her booth.  She’s so tall that she complained she cannot buy clothes from China cos they’re all too short for her #tallbitchproblems lolol.

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One of our readers!  I stole this off her Instagram but now I can’t find her tweet anymore :X Sorry and thanks for the pic!

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Thanks Huiwen for offering to clear our table for us!  And to Elise (no picture of you, you suck) for helping us fix our falling clothes rack, for buying me water, cold medicine and for bringing me napkins to blow my nose.  (yes I was sick fml)

Thanks to Shah who also bought us water!

Thanks to the Churpies who worked so hard to pull off this awesome event!  I didn’t get to go around because we were too busy but the crowd was huge and from what I heard there were tons of events, performances and fun going on.   Everyone enjoyed themselves right!?

Thanks Fatty for buying me and Cheesie lunch.

Thanks KY for buying me and Cheesie char koay teow wtf.

Thanks Oois for coming to show support and Mumsy Ooi and Sherlyn who bought stuff wtf.

Thanks Fatty’s mom for sending us barley to drink.

And of course thank you to all of you who showed up to show support and buy stuff or even just say hi!!!!!!!!!

We had an amazingly fun day (despite my cold) and it was a great experience in selling and meeting people!

So now is the best time to announce this….

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Checked out Malaysia Vivi October issue yet? 

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This was the reason why I was in Tokyo for two days last month. 

Okla enough of that stupid face hahahahah.

We are soooooo damn lucky because we haven’t properly launched Foruchizu yet, but Isetan approached us to work on a special Isetan X Foruchizu clothes collection this coming December!

Basically Foruchizu will have a popup store from 30 November onwards for the whole month of December at Isetan KLCC!  Just in time for Christmas and the festive season!  The collaboration will feature items (including tops, skirts, dresses, outerwear, etc.) which have been personally selected or design dictated by me and Cheesie based on our own tastes 😀

The style is… basically whatever we wear normally.  Cheesie is her usual fantastic fashion blogger style, while I tend to be a bit more casual and boyish.. I think.  Fusing both our styles, we’ve come up with a collection that’s hopefully a little more mature and sophisticated, suitable for young women in their 20s, while still being cute. ^^

Super super exciting!

That’s why we were in Tokyo – to source for stock and to get inspiration for the Fall/Winter season. ^^

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There will also be lots of events related to Isetan X Foruchizu happening in the entire month of December… so please block your calendar and make sure you’re in KL then! Hahahaha.

When things are more confirmed I will update with more details and let you guys know what’s happening so you can join in! 😀  Until then, よろしくお願いします。

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To Infinity and beyond!

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Time to write about one of my favorite brands! ^^

It’s Kose again!

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Cheesie and I were invited to another Kose event, this time the media launch for Kose Infinity Prestigious range.

Today blogger, tomorrow Kose ambassador!! *thick skinned

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Kose twins!

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Posing with samples of the Kose Infinity Range.

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Kose events are usually very simple but with nice attention to detail.  The launch had a pretty white baby grand piano.  Photo posing time!

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Coincidence? *gasp*  Addiction matching shoes and tattoo stockings.

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So many things to say about this picture!

1.  Launch was officiated by Hara-san, the MD of Kose and Amy Mastura (dressed in gold)

2. Amy Mastura is the official Malaysian ambassador for Kose, specifically the Infinity Prestigious range.  I am mad jealous of her can lolol.

3. The models are so good looking!!!! *wipes drool.  Look at the one on the right!  Sorry I got soft spot for baby faced boys what to do.  He looks like a young Paul McCartney! *heart melts

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Models were in charge of letting the guests test out the products.  More on this later!

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Amy Mastura sang a couple of her songs.

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I took a picture with her!!!!

I love her!  I think she’s the most adorable Malaysian celebrity cos she’s so bubbly and smiley.  Damn funny also, at one point, the emcee asked the crowd, “Who likes Amy Mastura?” and Amy (who was sitting in front of us) tentatively put up her hand HAHAHAHHA.

That was when I fell in love with her hahaha.  I waited after the event until all the reporters and media people went away then stalked her for a picture :X

Do you realize she’s 40!?  She looks soooo good for her age leh I wanna look like her in 15 years.  Actually she looks MY age now fml.  All the Kose Infinity is definitely worth it lol.

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Me and Cheesie with the whole Infinity range.

Because Infinity is best used for mature skin, I decided to let Mumsy Ooi test it out and say what she thinks!

This is her video debut wtf.

 Hahaha she damn awkward.  But it was fun filming this!
Kose Infinity range is available at all Kose counters now!  For more info, feel free to go to any Kose counter and talk to a Kose Beauty advisor. ^^