If all else fails, I totally have a new career path cut out for me.
As Angela’s mental hospital guard wtf wtf.
No la! As a hairstylist!*angels singing
I think this is my vocation wtf. Cos I am obsessed with my hair ok. And I always scrutinize how every strand should fall into place, and when I look at cute hairstyles I look to see how the layers are cut.
Plus having bangs means I have to upkeep it and sometimes it’s just easier for me to trim it myself than keep going to the salon.
So I taught myself how to cut my bangs. And I cut my brother’s hair before! And Elise’s hair! And today I did Angela and Mild.
But first I made them sign affidavits wtf.
For my own protection ok what if they hate their hair and make me feel guilty forever T_T
Angela’s finished haircut! I turned her side-swept bangs into straight ones and layered the top of her hair.
Here is Angela camwhoring with her new hair while I work on Mild next. My face damn professional ok!
I have realized that when I am in deep concentration, my tongue comes out wtf.
My masterpieces wtf. Not that obvious here tho:( but I turned Mild’s overgrown straight bangs into side ones and trimmed it overall.
Er just cos got no picture of me wtf.
Blog more later!
I just had the scariest encounter with a bug the size of a cockroach (my most feared insect) T_T
It was long and narrow and had like a thousand legs and ran really fast T_T
And I was the one who had to capture it while Angela took videos T_T
Why do I have to do this! At home it’s always Fat Her Ooi who has to kill disgusting creatures for me okay but Angela is even more scared than I am of bugs T_________T
Some more my hair damn ugly, no makeup and wearing Fat Her Ooi’s office shirt and pajama pants from night market wtf.
It was so disgusting okay!
We were standing near the wall talking, and the bug was on the wall and suddenly Angela screamed, which made me scream and she just jumped onto her bed damn selfish ok! Never even tell me what happened! What if the bug jumped on me then huh huh!
So anyway I had to do the dirty work.
First I clapped a plastic cup over it wtf. But my aim was bad and I clapped the edge of the cup on top of his legs wtf. And when he tried to run, his legs came off T__________T
And it was so revolting that I kept feeling itchy all over T_T
And then I had to drag the cup down the wall, all the way to the floor and then think about what we’re going to do with it.
And I decided killing it would be the most merciful option because he already lost so many legs ok just put him out of his misery wtf.
And guess who had to kill him too T_T
The rest are on Youtube somewhere wtf.
Ok la the videos are bloody annoying cos we screamed so much but I am so brave you don’t even know I deserve some recognition T_______T
1.
I never thought I would be saying this but Bon Odori is kind of hard! At first we did things like Tokyo Ondo and Tanko Bushi which is like pfffffffffft close eyes also can do wtf. Especially Tanko Bushi which originated in Fukuoka where Erina and Kiyo and the rest are from and they basically drilled the dance into our heads.
And then! Now we’ve progressed to doing complicated stuff with like traditional farmer hats wtf which is driving me out of my mind T_T As usual I have no idea what is going on while everyone breezily performs their steps like they don’t even have to think about it T________T
Seriously I don’t understand why I have no talent at all. My lack of talent should be a talent in itself wtf.
2.
I think my body is getting too dependent on the birth control pills T_T I stopped taking them when I left Vancouver cos I ran out. And in the span of like 2 weeks I dropped more than a kilogram. Then Mummy Ooi sent me some and I started taking them again a few days ago and my appetite is back and I am back to eating 2 plates of food every meal phew wtf.
3.
Fire drill earlier tonight T_T We had to drop what we were doing and struggle into our ugg boots and huge jackets T_T And then I remembered our heater! (of heater and humidifier fame wtf) Cos we’re not allowed heaters (fire hazard or maybe they just wanna save money = =) and what if they come into our room to check if everyone is out! So we picked up the heater and ran around the room in circles in a panic wtf. In the end we stuffed it under the bed and ran out *shifty eyed
4.
Not 20 minutes after the stupid fire drill Suet and Shan Shan called us and said there’s a moon eclipse and we have to go see. So we bundled up and went out and half the moon was white and the other half was red so it was all very nice and I recited some poems:
“the cat jumped over the moon,
the little dog laughed to see such fun,
and the dish ran away with the spoon.”
wtf.
And then half an hour later they called us up again and insisted that we go out again!!! Cos must see full eclipse wor, very beautiful konon all red with a bit of white. And we dilemma whether to go or not cos its -8C ok! But we feel like we had to go just cos its an eclipse even though we know that its not going to be anything special.
So for the 3rd time tonight, we put on coats and boots and traipsed outside. And there it was! The moon that doesn’t even look red ok just looks like the color of period blood wtf.
5.
And then to top it off, I was combing my hair after my shower and suddenly my comb disappeared! I was holding the comb and then I used my hand to pick up an earring off my desk and my comb was gone!
Me: (scrabbling around desk frantically) Eh so weird I was just combing my hair and now dunno where my comb went!
Angela: It’s on your head you idiot… fucking idiot.
T_____________T
Conversation with my brother:
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
another time also i wanna brush teeth after breakfast so i didn’t brush in the morning right! then magecibai sister go run down and tell my mom then she slapped me wtf
princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
YA WHY KENA SLAP COS OF THAT HAHAHAAHHAHA
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
i remember talking back trying to defend myself then i kena tampar
cibai i damn hated you for that for a long time!!!
piak damn hard wtf
Queen Suet says:
and then the poster one leh damn funny wtf
Queen Suet says:
summore dunno wht poster
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
yalah some cibai poster from GEMPAK wtf (Malay magazine for children wtf)
she gave it to me edi so i paste on my door
then in the middle of the night i heard scratching at my door wtf
Queen Suet says:
GEMPAK HAHAHAHAHA
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY I SCRATCH AT UR DOOR
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
then i opened the door and she was standing there then we argued
you were trying to tear the poster off my door lah!
argue already then she continue wanna scratch some more wtf
Queen Suet says:
HAHAHHA
how old?
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
so i pushed her then she aiyak fell down
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
HAHAHA WHY I SO ANNOYING WAN
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
slow motion some more
stumble like 10 steps only fell backwards
damn lousy balance
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
ya hahahaah my balance memang sucks hahahaha
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
then my dad came up and tore the GEMPAK poster and my mom came and piak me again
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
i think i was 13
Queen Suet says:
hahahha
why everyone so sayang u one, aud!
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
yalah i had a sad childhood wtf always kena tampar
T_T
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahah im sorry T_T
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
T_T your argument was that you never said you gave me, but i remember asking then you said take lah
i rmember your fall was quite funny wtf
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahahaha like how!
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
like stumbled backwards and tripped over your own feet
it wasn’t even a hard push!
then you landed on your ass and started bawling wtf
*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahaha
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
14 years old already some more wtf
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ok so now I realise I was a terrible sister. And I always thought my brother was the evil one. Tak sedar diri wtf.
Look what I made for Valentine’s! Cards for Suet, Angela, Shan Shan, Mild and Jeannie. Why I spent so much time on them is because I am too broke to buy anything T_T Paper is free and so is ink wtf.
I got Disney Princess chocolates from Mild… and a dark, rich and handsome man from Angela WTF. He’s made of dark chocolate ma wtf.
Birthday present from Suet! Ya don’t ask me why I dress so gangsta la ok my dressing totters between two extremes: gyaru (big curls, hairspray, hot pants and high socks) and like a boy wtf (hoodies, baggy jeans, studded belt and skater shoes wtf)
Album cover for Backstreet Boys/NKOTB wtf.
Um inside sleeve shot wtf.
One last Valentine’s gift. Happy Valentine’s, 寶貝：）
Anybody who mentions my age will answer to my fist wtf.
At first I was thinking if I should even do anything for my birthday wtf. Cos I have a lot of work okay!
But everyone insisted that I cannot do that because how can I stay at home and study for my birthday wtf.
So we went to Boston.
Why must my friends always make me wear tiaras for my birthday! Monet did that 2 years ago and now Mild gave me this as part of my birthday gift and insisted I wear it to dinner.
We had Japanese which is my favorite food in the world. After that is Thai and Korean I think. Omg I’m salivating just thinking about it wtf.
Thank you Sambo for dinner, the shots and giving us your bed for the night 
And then Sambo told us he had a karaoke set at his house so we went back there to sing and have drinks.
But wtf damn crappy ok he totally lied! His karaoke videos didn’t even have the usual picture of ugly girls strolling by the river or anything it was like a blue screen with words on it hahahahaha.
Sambo pretending he has muscles wtf.
Then I changed from my virginal white dress to some skanky top wtf. Mild and Angela said it’s my birthday so I can’t just wear sweet white dresses out clubbing wtf.
My babies <3
Ya thanks a lot for not waiting for the birthday girl to get ready wtf.
With Sambo and Soulmate.
Another picture of us. Thank you Angie for being my mother and telling me to choose stuff so you can pay for me wtf. Thank you Mild for the Stitch clock and driving to and fro from Boston while the rest of us konked out and left you by yourself wtf. Thank you Jeannie for the angpau WTF.
With Harn and Heartburn Guy wtf. Hahahahaha I will never get over the fact that he is only 29 and has heartburn and in the middle of eating/drinking/telling jokes he will scrunch his face in pain and say “heartburn heartburn” hahahahaahahha
Why Mild got cut off 🙁
With Sambo, Brian and Heartburn, whose other name is Dad wtf.
Jeannie had a tough choice that night wtf. Our mission that night was to find her a boyfriend and it was down to the White Shirt Guy and Heartburn Dad wtf. Of course White Shirt looks better (not saying much wtf) but Heartburn is damn funny and nice ok what is she to do wtf.
Stupid Brian was damn drunk and kept spitting food at me when we went to eat after T_T He even spit mapo tofu on my white jacket T_T
Chinese food mmmmmmmm. Very few people called me to wish me ok! *sulk Only Jerry and my parents and my aunts and my grandmother to whom I had to shout very loudly in Hokkien again in the restaurant T_T But maybe because I just changed my number the day before la wtf.
And then we went back and slept the 4 of us vertically on Sambo’s double bed. It was fine for me because most of my body was on the bed, only my feet were off it. But I felt bad for Mild for whom the bed only came up to like her thighs hahahahahahaha and in the end she had to move to the floor to sleep wtf.
And Angela who was sleeping on one side of me, and Jeannie was on my other side. Jeannie stole all the blanket in the middle of the night and Angela froze to death wtf.
Then Tze called me the next morning and happy as I was to receive her call, I could not open my eyes wtf. This is what you get for sleeping in the same position the entire night because Jeannie and Angela squished me in the middle wtf.
And then Sambo came in with a cake!
A pink birthday cake with hearts on it!
Made of icecream! (I hate cake and won’t even eat it even if it’s my own wtf why is he so smart to get icecream )
Me unable to open my eyes T_______T I am so glad they don’t normally look like that T___________T
It was really hard to cut it.
And then today a package arrived from Vancouver which totally made my day Thank you Ko Gong Jie I want shosho wtf.
I loved my birthday! I didn’t really think it would be that great cos as you know, CNY was a drag wtf.
But I had so much fun thank you everyone for loving me wtf.
The other day out of the blue, Fat Her asked me whether I ever dream of my grandfather who died when I was 16.
I said ya actually I think I just dreamed of him recently but I don’t remember what it was about. But he was alive la that’s for sure wtf.
Then on the same day, Ooib told me he dreamed of Yeh yeh the night before!!
And then we both fell sick with horrible coughs and lots of phlegm!!
What does this mean is this a sign!
Sometimes I’m scared I’ll forget how he looked like. And sometimes I feel like he never really existed, like he was just a figment of our collective imaginations. That there wasn’t really anyone who tickled me to sleep and drove me back and forth from kindergarten. That we just created his big nose, his dark skin, his slippers that had little cillia-like things on its bottom so they worked as his personal reflexology system when he walked.
Because really, what do we have other than photographs and memories? Photographs fade and so do memories.
Today is the first day of the New Year and Ooib and I conference-called up our grandparents’ house in Penang and shouted in Hokkien to my grandmother who either:
(a) can’t hear very well over the phone
(b) thinks because it’s long distance she needs to shout louder so the other person can hear wtf.
And we’re stuck here with no family, no new clothes (cos I wore them all wtf) and no authentic Chinese food (ok la maybe Ooib has cos he’s getting frog legs tomorrow *sour wtf)
Happy New Year from a man riding a bike! wtf. Red shirt ma wtf.
My classes this semester are too good to be true! I only need 11 credits and then I’m done so I’m taking:
Independent Study / Honors thesis
Japanese :- they put me in 5th year Japanese because they suddenly decided to cancel 4th year so which means I’m stuck with all the pro speakers imma be mute in this class from now on. They even know the word for abacus!! Wtf who would know the word for abacus right it’s such an obscure word! (ok la I know abacus in Malay is sempoa wtf. My BM got A1 ok but I still speak like my mother: “itu kertas boleh kasi potong ar” wtf)
Bon Odori Dance:- so fun right! Only for half a semester and imma master all the dances and the next time Bon Odori rolls around imma be a pro and do it with my eyes closed WTF.
Renaissance Dance:- Ya I’m taking so many dance classes cos I really need to finish up my PE requirements if not cannot graduate T_T And Renaissance isn’t that hard it’s mostly going in a circle and hopping wtf.
Random cute/funny pictures!
Kevin too absorbed in singing until he fell off the couch wtf.
In a Taiwanese restaurant in Burnaby Angela saw this written on the bathroom door:
Damn sweet right! Then the next part of it:
WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN MEAN BUT SO TRUE OK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Coco the panda sleeping next to Audrey the comatose wtf.
Snowflake the baby polar bear omg just look at her T______________T
How about no hahahaahahaha damn cute I love bears
Hahahahah the dog got snow on his face T_________T
Ya I hate cats too wtf.
This emoticon damn ugly wtf.
But look what my superior artistic skills (from taking Drawing 101 yo) can do!
Damn alike right! Omg I am so good at this shit maybe I should make a living as an artist after all wtf.
Have to save him some face and tell the world that he doesn’t normally look like that wtf. And I have to say something nice about him too which is he’s very nice and lets me bully him all the time and will even let me send him MSN emoticons so he can imitate them so I can print screen and save them wtf.
*melts T___________________T Being this cute is a crime.. should I be jailed then? WTF.
Ya Allah I am so fucking cute wtf.
I’m back in the States.
With a lot of suffering too!
I was already grumpy and emo about leaving Vancouver some more our flight was at 8.30 am T______T
And then! Vancouver had to be hit by a snowstorm wtf. So we were delayed for like an hour while they cleared the runway and antifroze the plane.
Then we had to transit in Chicago. But the plane couldn’t land cos there were storms in Chicago! (I dunno thunderstorm or snowstorm) So we had to change destination to Minneapolis!! We refueled there and then flew back to Chicago.
By then obviously we’d missed our connecting flight from Chicago to Hartford T_T
So we were put on another flight that would leave Chicago at 9pm local time (10 pm East Coast time). let me just say here that we were supposed to arrive in Hartford at 7pm East Coast time.
And then that flight got delayed too! Chicago was having massive snow storms so other planes couldn’t land as well. And when the snow stopped, a lot of planes still couldn’t land, because there wasn’t enough space and ground control had to allocate times for every plane to land T______T
And guess what wtf. Our pilots for the Hartford flight were in another aircraft in the sky still circling the Chicago airport waiting to land T___T
So our flight was delayed from 9pm to 2am just kill me la T_________T
And then we sat on the plane for another hour while they defrosted it and dunno did what some more.
So we finally arrived in Hartford at 5am and reached home at 6.30 am T__________T
Took us 24 hours for a flight that normally takes 7 T__________T
I hate United!! But I still have to take it cos my return ticket is on United wtf.
So anyway I’m back in good ol’ Moho.
Only 4 months till I’m done with school omg.
And Lipman just told me that my complete draft for my thesis is due on April 1 omgomgomg that’s in 2 months T___________T
But plans for Miami are under way so excited! But I don’t know how much money I have =.= so means the trash woman has to work overtime wtf.
Maybe I’ll clean the garbage bins or something wtf.
Mufasa got a new car!
Much to the joy of Fun Group #1 and #2. Fun Group #1 kept saying hamsters are gay wtf but apparently when Angela and I aren’t around, he takes out the hamster and plays with him himself ok.
And when we came home with the car, he was so happy and set it up damn fast so Mufasa could ride in it hahahahaha.
And when I got impatient and pulled Mufasa out of the car to put him back in his house (I think he wanted to do it himself) he muttered “why so rough and fast” wtf hahahahahaah
And a new house! Lucky man wtf.
Going down the chute hahahaha damn cute.
Ok will blog tomorrow now I’m lazy.
Many random things:
1.
A sign that you are addicted to your DS: you switch on your laptop and start groping under it for the stylus WTF.
2.
Annie told us that in Japan they keep kittens in boxes or bottles so when they grow up they’ll be shaped like a bottle/box!!! WTF IS THIS TRUE They can’t even walk like that!! Like cripples how is it cute to have your cat shaped like an immobile box so cruel T___________T
3.
I finally got to watch Across the Universe and oh holy mama I think it is easily my most favorite movie ever. It even beats Lilo and Stitch wtf but maybe on par with Grease la wtf. So touching every time they start singing T________T all their voices are beautiful and the best part is I know all the songs already (well most of them) and can sing along I don’t know if Angela got annoyed wtf.
I so much wanted to watch it when it came out in September but Mild and Jeannie didn’t want to (Mild: I don’t like musicals) and they’re the ones with cars wtf. I finally downloaded it and watched it on my laptop in Angela’s Japanese tearoom wtf. I loved every single bit! All the minute references to the Beatles, how every song’s lyrics fit every scene perfectly (although they probably wrote the script around the songs >.>), oh ya and I like rich girl-poor boy love stories wtf.
4.
Food for thought! For girls la sorry boys this doesn’t apply to you, I don’t think. Would you rather be ugly (i.e no makeup and no nice clothes) in front of a good-looking guy or a good-looking girl?
Esther chose the girl. But wtf how can! I would rather be ugly in front of a hundred cute guys than looking like shit in front of one pretty girl. Especially if she knows she’s hot wtf. Cos with a cute guy it’s embarrassing, but what will happen is he’ll just think you’re ugly and dismiss you wtf. But with the cute girl, you’ll not only be embarrassed but you’ll LOSE wtf.
Angela: I’ll take humiliation over losing wtf.
She is absolutely right! Don’t deny this happens ok people. How many times have I passed girls and had them glance at me from top to bottom then roll their eyes / continue staring at me until we pass each other wtf. Girls are the ones that remember your outfits and hair and everything else ok.
So I will never want to lose to some bitchy pretty girl on the street wtf.
Ya allah I am so shallow.
5.
School uniform night at Sonar / Fabric / I don’t even know.
The actual dress code requirements were glasses for girls and suspenders for guys. But most girls didn’t come in glasses also cibai and I think there were only 2 guys in suspenders.
I actually don’t like dressing up in school uniforms cos its so cliche! Like once it was sexy maybe, but everybody does it ok wait for Halloween and you’ll see one thousand school girls wtf.
Some more I don’t have any school uniform type clothes only got white shirt *sour grapes wtf.
Grumpy uniform face wtf. Annie, Esther, me, Angela, Tai
Dunno what is this but I like my fake lashes.
Annie, Angela and Esther all wore glasses! But hell will freeze over before I wear mine out in public ok so mine stayed either on my head or tucked in my shirt.
Properly posed.
Angela’s leg wtf.
I think Esther looks sooo good in glasses she should just wear them forever wtf.
One of the few pictures where you can see my glasses. After that I got lazy with them plus I was so paranoid that I would lose them. Cannot ok if I lose them Imma be blind forever my eyes suck that much.
Cornering Angela wtf.
The sweetest picture of the night! Annie remained faithful to one man wtf.
But Angela played the field.
Well at least Chen isn’t another woman WTF.
I didn’t discriminate between sexes either wtf.
Esther.
Jerry.
Us again. This isn’t the first time we’ve tried taking kissing shots dunno why is it so hard to get a perfect one. Once when we were not so sober we spent like 20 minutes trying to achieve the perfect shot wtf much to the delight of our guy friends wtf. I think tis is probably the cutest shot we could get.
This is an advertorial wtf.
No actually it’s not but Tze is making me announce to the world that she is reopening her WordPress blog. Attention whore wtf.
The most similar pictures of us out clubbing in separate continents sigh.
Ya as usual pictures of me and my soulmate.
Omg the other day we watched a movie and then we were rushing to get to iceskating. And we couldn’t find the car! wtf. I think we walked around the parking lot for about 30 minutes like lost souls T_________T
Just strolled around aimlessly looking for a car which after 5 weeks or so I still can’t recognise wtf.
And then Fun Group #1 and #2 came barreling up in their car with grumpy faces cos they had to Uturn and come back and save us wtf.
They drove around the parking lot searching for our car while we continued to walk around sadly with chins that touched the floor wtf.
And then we found it! On another floor wtf.
And last night, Angela’s mom told us to pick up the mail on the way home so we drove to where the mailboxes were.
It was 11pm and -5 C!
And stupid Angela couldn’t find her mailbox why is my soulmate like this T________T
So I had to stand there while she put her key into every mailbox to check which one it was.
At -5C! With both of us in shorts sometimes I hate her wtf.
Then she called her mother and found out we were at the wrong set of mailboxes I really want to punch her in the fucking face T_______T
I think we spend too much time together because our relationship is losing it’s spark wtf.
The other day we were both slumped on the couch watching a lion dance on tv. This is how our conversation went:
Angela: I like to watch lion dance.
Me: Me too. But I prefer dragon dance, dragon dance very cool.
Angela: Ya me too. But lion dance is cuter.
Me: Ya I like lion dance too. But dragon dance is cooler.
WTF. Sometimes I don’t know why we even bother opening our mouths.
No more sticker photos in Mt Holyoke 🙁 We’re flying back on Tuesday.
Angela so cute here!
The other day we had a candy eating competition where Angela poured out the candy into her hand and popped it into her mouth, while I, lacking any sense of gentleness, poured the candy straight from its container into my mouth then opened my mouth and waved my tongue about to gross her out wtf. In reaction to which, she, not to be outdone did the same wtf.
And then we counted how many pieces we both had in our mouths and we both had 8! We are truly soulmates
Angela the leech.
Audrey the leech.
Look at our outfits and note that’s what we wore to open the mailbox ok -5C weather *stares hard at Angie.
At the carwash! Hui Wen, I have carwash pictures too! But not as romantic as yours la ok I love Angela and all but not in that way wtf.
I didn’t know that the track moves by itself and you don’t actually have to drive through the car wash. Angela kept saying “Eh I feel like we’re on a rollercoaster and our car is going to drop downwards any minute.”
The man doing his job. I don’t care ok if people think I’m crazy for taking photos of them washing a car I’m a tourist I have rights wtf T_T
You can only drive in the fast lane if there’s 3 or more people in the car so we tried to pretend there are 3 of us wtf.
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