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    Of choosing dates and dresses

    Sunday, March 25th, 2012

    Ok so here’s the drama. Earlier this week, while I was at work sweating over my laptop, my mom texted me…. and said “WEDDING DATE MAY HAVE TO BE CHANGED. FORTUNE TELLER MADE MISTAKE.” My world came crashing down wtf. My first thought was “WHY!!! JULY WEDDING SOUNDS SO NICE” Second thought was “But ok [...]

    Jukusui

    Thursday, November 17th, 2011

    So I’m still sick  After three weeks  Doctor said if still not okay by end of this week to do a chest Xray FML.  Luckily I went to Kechara soup kitchen last week at least built up some good karma for my reincarnation if I die WTF. No la choi.  I think I’m recovering …somewhat. [...]

    The Chair Stealer

    Thursday, April 21st, 2011

    sorry guys i just got news that the god of carnage show is actually this monday, the 25th of april. sorry for the confusion they provided me the wrong details T.T  please leave a comment to confirm if you guys can make it!!!!! i’ll pick the top 3 on saturday. again gomen ne! Had to [...]

    My twin

    Friday, March 25th, 2011

    Fucking annoyed. Just now I got a message from someone on Facebook asking me to add her. At first I thought it was a reader…. but then I took a closer look. -__________- Well technically she is a reader.  Because my Santarina picture with Angela was stolen off my blog. Fucking creepy la ok! I [...]

    Yakusoku!!!

    Thursday, March 17th, 2011

    So I feel like if you were my lover, you wouldn’t love me very much now. Because I keep breaking my promises I’m sorry I’ve let the trust go in our relationship I keep thinking that work’s going to let up but obviously it hasn’t yet I used to be the kind of person who [...]

    A lot of hot air

    Monday, December 20th, 2010

    God I’ve been so busy that it’s been a whole week since I last blogged T______T It’s Christmas and the end of the year so I’ve been swimming in year end events and Christmas parties and movie screenings….ok la I’m not bragging wtf. Cannot stand leaving my blog unupdated so here’s a recent pic of [...]

    The Battle of the Roach

    Saturday, December 4th, 2010

    This is the story of one of the greatest battles in my life. The Battle of the Roach. T______________________T Beetles I can take.  Pick them up and toss them outside no problem.  Moths just ignore cos they’re pretty.  Ants can close one eye cos they’re hardworking wtf.  Mumsy hates ants but how can you kill [...]

    My skirt and I

    Sunday, November 14th, 2010

    Just to let you know, the tidal wave of stupidity hasn’t abated yet because I am encountering stupid people by the throngs! And one of them is myself because just yesterday my skirt got caught in my undies TWICE OH GOD JUST LET ME DIE.  And three (3!) different people had to call out to [...]

    Restless legs

    Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

    My greatest fear is hunger. (Let’s leave that for another day) My 2nd greatest fear is lack of sleep. I take after Fat Her so I really am the luckiest person in the world (next to Fat Her) when it comes to sleep. No problems falling asleep at all! I’ve fallen asleep standing up. While [...]

    Heavy metal

    Sunday, August 29th, 2010

    Ok I have to tell a very tragic story. Thought for very long if I should say or not because it’s fucking embarrassing ok!  And the pictures I took to illustrate turned out like shit also there goes my reputation wtf. Actually whatevs la my image is not sexy or hot anyway nothing much to [...]