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    Heavy metal

    Sunday, August 29th, 2010

    Ok I have to tell a very tragic story.
    Thought for very long if I should say or not because it’s fucking embarrassing ok!  And the pictures I took to illustrate turned out like shit also there goes my reputation wtf.
    Actually whatevs la my image is not sexy or hot anyway nothing much to lose wtf. [...]

    Fortune teller at Central Market sucks monkey ass

    Saturday, July 31st, 2010

    I have been dreading writing this post.
    But I feel an urge to remind people of what stupidity can do when it stays in your head wtf.
    When Angela was here, we happened to talk about fortune tellers, and the fact that both Angela’s and Wombeh’s parents had taken them to fortune tellers when they were kids.
    Angela [...]

    Angel & Devil

    Saturday, July 24th, 2010

    I think in two voices, having a conversation back and forth inside my head.
    I think one of them’s dressed in white and the other’s in red WTF.
    See, I was in a 7-11 today to pick up something for an advertorial today but couldn’t find it.
    As I was walking out of the store I suddenly spotted [...]

    Spongeaud Squarepants

    Monday, July 12th, 2010

    Stayed up last night watching the World Cup final (yea I know, me! shocker right wtf) so I’m about half past dead now.
    But just wanted to do a quick post cos of something that happened yesterday!
    Angela and I challenged Wombeh and Ah Quah (aka Boss Stewie and Boss Lepton) to a Who are the Better [...]

    Memory

    Thursday, June 24th, 2010

    Confession #1: I can’t remember people’s names.
    Confession #2: I can’t remember people’s faces either.
    T__________T
    I am that bad lor! (and Angela is exactly like me)
    A lot of people can’t remember Chinese names, iz true.  But I can’t remember English names or Malay names either fml.
    I took a test the other day. The test tells you how [...]

    D for disgusting

    Thursday, June 17th, 2010

    GOT SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY I MUST BLOG ABOUT.
    But rated D for disgusting so if you have a weak stomach, best to skip this post.
    For those people in Klang Valley, do you remember a Tuesday a couple of weeks back when traffic was just out of the blue unusually horrendous?
    It’d rained in the afternoon so by [...]

    Bite me

    Saturday, May 1st, 2010

    Zomaigad I am so excited it is Friday night!
    And that I have absolutely nothing to do!
    At risk of sounding like a broken record player, it’s been another horrific week and this is the first time in I think two weeks that I finally have a moment to do a proper blog post.
    But this weekend is [...]

    Overheard

    Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

    In a neighborhood coffeeshop / restaurant / tai chow place, the auntie said to my mother (pointing at Wombeh): “is that your son ah why looks so different?”
    My mother said “ahaha! no that’s my daughter’s boyfriend.”
    Restaurant auntie: “wahhhhh your daughter so big already ah! Can bring boyfriend out to dinner now, last time was bring [...]

    Wombeh’s new room

    Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

    I was going to blog about our Singapore trip but Wombeh beat me to it! *narrows eyes
    Nehmind today Imma tell ghost stories!
    (Actually Wombeh has also blogged about it damnation but whatever I tell it my way)
    Ok la fine I don’t know if this is really a ghost story or not.
    Wombeh’s sister is moving down to [...]

    Stupid shorts

    Monday, March 29th, 2010

    Fuck la I just wasted 10 bucks on the stupidest pair of shorts in the world :((((((
    I just got back from Singapore this evening and before that I was in Far East Plaza with Wombeh and I saw this damn nice pair of shorts which were only going for $10!!
    The sales assistant told me no [...]